1. Rocker917 - Fucking slayed the veto ceremony and snatched Malibu's wig. YAAAS
2. eliserose - If you go home this week.... I will be done. You are so lovable and funny. I have replayed your DR session about Malibu being a cunt about 10 times now. <3
3. deeannamorgan - Still queen. You have laid low this week... prob smart... want more airtime for you tho!!
4. jackyboy - Playing the game (as shown by houseguest choice). On the up and up with airtime. Really enjoying your presence.
-----Fall into the gap....CD case in the crotch area gap-----
5. saraj10 - Still great for the drama. Really enjoyed you on the "live feed"
-----Distance between the Earth and Pluto------
6. 2Beastly - Something feels forced and not genuine... not sure what it is.
7. JordynRose - FLOATERS GRAB A LIFE VEST!
8. MichelleWilliams - Making more appearance... good for you... You should be 10th for causing this shitty HOH week... but the others are just THAT irrelevant.
9. SexGoddx - You are only in this group because you are HOH. You whine and cry about literally everything. I hate nommminggggg... then don't sign up for Big Brother then! :)
-----Gap of Irrelevancy-----
10. Bridgette77 - Victoria of TBB2..... Hopefully you get the Ramses treatment this week.
-----Now that I have ranked all the TBB2 Players -----
11. NotAfraid - You suck at literally everything. 26?????? I wish I could rank you lower than 11th.
Best Week: Oscar leaves. HLC wins the battleback. One of my top 3 wins HOH.
Good Week: Oscar gets the fuck out of this house
Worst Week: Gabbie would be the worst HOH choice, but she can't win anything so I'm gonna propose a possible scenario. Elise leaves and Malibu's sheep Emyr wins HOH.
