[S01E02] HUN-TEE's MUSIC CONTEST - Results
- HELLO COMPETITORS.......
WELCOME BACK TO THE TRASHIEST SONG CONTEST EVER MADE...... FOR THOSE WHO ARE STRONG-HEARTED AND INDEPENDENT-MINDED
Second week of the game was themed "Divorced Eighties Moms"... Let's see how you ladies were ranked
Jaxon | Paula Abdul - Cold Hearted
This song is such a pop excellence I don’t think many musicians after her outdid what she did here. An icon, a legend, simply MOM. I do get the divorced mom vibes though, those cheesy ones who go out and act like they're 15 again. Love it!
Florina | Taylor Dayne - Tell It To My Heart
Yesssss! Everything in this song is a MUST. The raspy voice, the dreamy beats, the stupid choreography, the punk haircut this mom has! This is exactly what my ideal divorced mom would be!
Brandonator | Karen Young - Hot Shot
Ugh, i did not know this song and listening to it was such A GOOD TRIP!!! I love this groovy disco era and it took to a very good place where I would dance off in a club giving no fucks to my dead ass husband
Lukesaur | Kid Abelha - Pintura íntima
I LOVE THIS SO MUUUUUUCH!!!!!!! Kid Abelha is one of my favorite brazilian bands and this was such a funny classic beat, tururutututururu. My divorced mom would MAKE LOVE IN THE DAWN WITH THIS!!
Konohavillage1 | Luther Vandross - Never Too Much
This is such a divorced mom song, just when she’s ready to kick old husband’s ass and go for new and hottest adventures with a 25 year old and feels somehow young again! It’s a bop I did not know by now but I’m def amused by.
Marilise | Cindy Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
When I was younger I used to be COMPLETELY OBSESSED with this song to a point where I would hear it 50 times a day, no joke! Aside from being a complete bop, it brings me so many good memories! It is however an obvious choice
Geryon | Roxette - Listen to Your Heart
Read above. I remember watching ‘Bruna Surfistinha’ - one of my favorite movies like ever - and there’s a scene a prostitute sings this song and from there on i became completely obsessed with this bop! I would listen to it daily. Definitely has a place in my heart and I do listen to it!
paul028 | Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero
I NEED A HEROOOOOOO!!!!! - shouts a mullet cut Mom, at the top of her lungs. As much as this song is blatanly well-known, I forgot it existed and it’s definitely such A BOP I’ve been neglecting for a while!
Mathboy9 | Heart - Alone
This is one of my favorites from the 80s and such a delight to hear! And most importantly, DEFINITELY a 80s divorced mum bop! I can hear the glass breaking against the wall when the chorus hits, as tears start to fall down a poor woman’s face! How do I get you alone?
boyfriend | Morrissey - Everyday Is Like Sunday
The other song would count but i choose to be biased and rig this in as Morrissey is a complete DAD that my 80s divorced mom would want to sit on his face so bad... Despite, you know, having horrid political opinions. This song, however, brings me so many nostalgic memories! I love it.
SeongWoo | Air Supply - Making Love Out of Nothing At All
Such an over-dramatic song! It’s definitely a song for divorced moms who are unhinged and overly emotional. Only complaint is I feel like I aged 12 years listening to this as it’s long as fuck. Not my favorite, but not bad either.
_Matt | Lisa Stansfield - All Around The World
I kinda knew this song as it has a famous chorus but listening to the full version did not do much for me... I don’t get much of divorced 80s mum vibes, as I feel like it would either go really sad or really happy but this is kinda mid-term and I’m confused about it
PennyTrationStan | Bonnie Pointer - The Beast In Me
I don’t exactly know what to say as this song evoked a bunch of things in me! Her voice and looks are so powerful but the beats are kinda all over the place and the guitar bridge does nothing for me. I don’t quite get the divorced mom vibes either, it’s more like a fiery spicy teenage anthem! This week was a hard one and for that you got the CHOP! I’m sorry my dear..
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