But why am I always linked to some stupid shit Halloween blogs at the peak hours of his lonely life?
Dylan, you're one cheeseburger away from a heart attack, bursting arteries, and irreversible asthma. Yes, you're a fucking beached whale and I have never met someone so miserable literally ever!
FYI, word on the street is everyone who was at Ascendance Live 1 and 2 says you were a loud mouth breather, smelled sour, and had greasy hair. How can you achieve that level of disgusting? Real talk. And you wonder why they didn't want your assistance for season 3 and 4? Shower bro, and brush those fangs you call teeth since you like talking copious amounts of shit! *shrugs*
Additionally, you can talk about my org and the hosting crew all you want. You know we have receipts of you coming to myself and Drew in March 2023, begging us to play and that you "just couldn't deal with being denied from another game." So why in July 2023 are you blogging to Bryan to remove me as a friend? Oh that's right, you're a lunatic who can't get me canceled in the ORG community so you gotta do it on here. Weird bitch.
Summer has arrived and applications for Gamers Parad1se 3 are open! This season we trade out video games for board games as you've never before seen! Applications will be available until the 31st of July. The sooner you apply the better because an early lead can bring victory! Parad1se is waiting.