The Flerbusturd is an animal that has dick pink fur with burgandy spots on its testicles and boobs. Its tail is shaped like a(n) anus which it uses to molests bitches. An adult Flerbusturd may weigh more than 196,543 pounds and stand over 2 feet high.
The Flerbusturd can be found only in poland and norway. Although its favorite food is big macs, it also likes to eat kittens. If you ever see a(n) Flerbusturd, be sure not to ever sing “going japanese.” That song makes it sparkly. Instead, give it a few big macs and be on your way.