I, Ghettoyah Maquisha Tanisha (also known as Jared by a select few), will enter the next Stars game with my coupon I won in the site-wide scavenger hunt. I hope I have your support while I attempt to survive. Wish me luck Tengaged. In preparation for my experience, I have decided to follow a strict lifestyle so the intensity of Stars doesn't get to me:
1. I have started going to bed later and training myself to wake up earlier. With Stars, I feel as though I will need to always be awake to catch all the drama. Although this practice has given me bags bigger than Gia Gunn's purse, I don't plan on leaving my house during Stars (will explain in a later tip). My physical appearance won't matter and I truly believe this will help me. I got 3 hours of sleep last night and I feel perfectly fine! I plan on decreasing it to one hour if possible.
2. I plan to text all of my friends the day Stars enrolls to let them know that I have been infected with a disease that won't be cured until longer than one week most likely. I will live in my room and have my meals brought to me and "sleep" all day long. When in reality, I'm stalking everyone on Skype and seeing who they are talking to and making sure my name doesn't come up.
3. I have also prepared a secret stash for snacks in my mattress for when I'm hungry but not hungry enough for a whole meal. I got the good shit going. We got some Butterscotch, Nutter Butters, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Jars of Peanut Butter, and straight up sticks of butter. I've got so much food that my mattress is like sweating and getting sticky. I'm so excited to never have to leave my bed.
4. I have also been increasing the amount off good deeds I do in society so when I'm nominated I can make a vlog about them. Like yesterday, I rescued baby birds from this ugly ass bird from a nest and they live with me. And I helped a bunch of old people cross the street, a few casualties can't overshadow all the good I've done.
5. I've also gotten all of my outfits ready for my vlogs so I can make sure to post mine before the other person. I've got a lot of cute ones picked out and I think it will really help me get support. I'm like really ready to slay these people and reveal the snakes.
6. I've practiced floating in a pool a lot so I will be good at it when I enter the Stars house.
7. I'm going to go to a farm to practice blending in with the sheep. Thanks for the advice maxiphone27!
If you guys have any more things that I should do I would really appreciate it if you commented them down below. I'm very concerned that I won't be ready so I need some tips. Thanks for all the help!
Sounds like you're ready! the last thing I would suggest is going out to a farm and practicing your sheep identifying skills. Comes in real handy! You could even practice being a shepherd yourself!
