Hey, hi, hello, my musiqué queens. Are you ready for your critiques? I'm not even going to apologize anymore because I'm such a messy host and I know that it can make you all anxious/low to continue competing. But I have to say, I can take a long time to come back, but I AM GOING TO FINISH THIS. Love you all.
Now, let's get it started...When I call your name, please step forward: ponga and swiftlover13....You're both safe and you may go back to the Gerusa's Illusions Lounge. Here are your critiques:
tswiftlover13 ━━ Rihanna ‘’S&M’’ ━━ Hey tlover, I know that I already told you that I thought your song choices were very safe/basic for the competition but now I get that it is just related to your poppy taste in music and there’s nothing wrong about that. Anyway, this song is clearly fitting this episode’s theme and it is a major definition of how a big female popstar can still talk about sex and make it dirty in a commercial way while she is flerting with the obscene.
ponga ━━ The Weeknd ‘’Often (NSFW)’’ ━━ Nowadays, I see The Weeknd’s work as a clear example of how an artist can make an impression of how sexy its music is. Based on that, I think that you chose the perfect song to represent all that sexiness and overshadowed #_Matt’s choice by giving me the essence of Abel singing about sex/pu$$ies over giving me just a random romantic song of him. On the other hand, we must admit that it’s kind of a safe choice...
*6 queens remaining on the stage...* You all represent the tops and the bottoms of the episode. Here are your critiques, in no particular order:
mathboy9 ━━ LSDXOXO ‘’Sick Bitch’’ ━━ Girlllllllllllllllll. YOU DIRTY. First of all, I must say that I really loved this song and have never heard it before (based on that, I had an EARgasm listening to this). Your choice is clearly fitting into the theme and it’s taking me to an ACTUAL DARK ROOM… I imagine myself dancing to Sick Bitch at a BDSM dungeon or in one of those shocking sex parties… Well, I have never attended one but I’m sure it is like listening to this.
boyfriend ━━ clipping. ‘’Hot Fuck No Love (feat. Cakes da Killa & Maxi Wild)’’ ━━ Hello Maya... Well, I’m going to be very honest with you about your song choice: lyrically, it fits the theme perfectly and got me sweating due it’s dirty/heavy message. However, even though I love Cakes Da Killa work, the construction of this song made me very confused… The rap part is just not sexy/or giving me any thrills at all and, in my opinion, it ruined the whole piece. ps. I do appreciate your out of the box choices and I want you to keep on that line, but in tonight’s episode, sonically speaking, you’re in debt.
spinfur ━━ Måneskin ‘’I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE’’ ━━ It’s clear to me that you took a huge risk at choosing this song… and I need to admit that I’m not sure if the risk is going to be paid off. I do appreciate the fact that the song could CLEARLY be talking about dirty stuff like sub/dom relationships but I still can see a side of the song that is just making an analogy with the words to describe a form of devotion even though the vocals help to construct the dirty vibe in a rock way.
Lukesaur ━━ Goldfrapp ‘’Twist’’ ━━ Hey, Luke! Just like this MV, I have to say that your rollercoaster ride through this competition is the definition of ups & downs… and at this episode’s runway you’re taking me to heaven! I do know Goldfrapp and recognise that she is an amazing artist but I’ve never heard this song before. I can not only smell, taste and feel the sexual energy in this but also appreciate the chic-dirty analogy between the lines in these lyrics… Nice call!
_Matt ━━ The Weeknd ‘’Call Out My Name’’ ━━ Hello my love Matt, first of all, I’m really sad to confess that I hate this so much. Not only do I hate the music itself (and I’m super duper fond of The Weeknd) but I also don’t think your song choice is fitting the theme as much as the other ones are. I get the fact that you’re serving me romantic and sexy vibes so you can have sex while you listen to this beat… HOWEVER, it’s just a no-no, especially when you have a competitor facing you who chose the same artist as you with a song that fits better the theme.
Brandonator ━━ Rihanna ‘’Skin’’ ━━ Hey Brandon! This episode you went for the kill and literally slayed your opponent’s choice of a Rihanna song even though that #tswiftlover13 came with a very strong one. I must confess that I don’t know why the f*ck I’ve never heard this song before… and I loved it. It’s very sexy, explicits the essence of sex and made my nipples tingle! Good job.
Based on that, I've made some decisions: #mathboy9... You're safe and you may join the other girls...
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. #Lukesaur, you've got me TWISTIN' again and again... #Brandonator, you've got me wanting to see you in just SKIN...
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. #Brandonator, you're safe. #Lukesaur, Congratulations, you're the winner of this episode's challenge. You won a cash tip of 5 dollar and Kelly Key's first album.
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Unfortunately, boyfriend, _Matt and spinfur... you are the bottom 3 of this episode... and all I can say is that #boyfriend... You are safe.
Two queens stand before me. Ladies, you had your chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination...
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. #spinfur: Shantay, you stay. #_Matt, I love you and I will forever call out your name... but not in this competition anymore... now, sashay away, my queen. AND LET THE MUSIC PLAY. Forever.