And I’ll tell you how basic you are on a scale from 1-10. Stolen from Ahea7561. I actually work for Starbucks and can tell you from years of experience how true it is with each order :)
Starting with my order! For fall I get a venti iced pumpkin spice latte with four blonde ristretto shots, oatmilk, and light ice and I get a 5 because pumpkin spice = 10 and then everything else is a 0
colincoco - Moving this to the top because everyone needs to see this, I HIGHKEY recommend the sugar plum danish for holiday times and a cheese danish with cinnamon dolce topping (yes that’s a thing). For a drink anything with oatmilk or maybe a hazelnut mocha because it tastes like Nutella :)
Queenisha - I’ll say a 3 cuz more and more now people want all the sugar or none at all so a vanilla latte isn’t ordered a lot anymore
Jacksonjoseph99 - ooh one less scoop umm I’ll give it a 6 because it’s more common to get a non dairy milk with the green tea latte than less scoops of matcha. Also I hate our matcha omfg 😂
Insanity - We stan a size queen I’ll give this a 5 because especially the mango dragonfruit refresher is more commonly made with lemonade or coconut milk (my personal fave)
pinkiepie512 - Oh no if a store runs out of mocha you just know they’re in the weeds cuz that NEVER happens umm you get a 9 because I’m getting so sick of making these and it’s not even December. Like do people not realize we keep peppermint year round?
Ahea7561 - my job is my only personality trait lemme have this bitch 😂
Memphis_Grizzlies - Giving this an 8 because everyone thinks that the regular coffee isn’t ordered when it so is. Also if you’re ordering our black coffee I need to ask what you’ve done to yourself because it isn’t good 😂
Heavenlee - Giving this a 4 because Frappuccino’s are rarely ordered with non dairy milk but when they are it’s with almond milk. And might I suggest getting it with oatmilk when it becomes available near you, oatmilk changed me as a person 😂
Grrrimabear - This is a 9 the only way it’s more basic is if you got it with extra caramel
Giovannimaxroma - This gets a 1 because no one ever orders it and also it’s pretty fucking good. Again, I suggest maybe a combo of oatmilk or pumpkin perhaps, really adds some extra goodness :))
Dbonee - You’re not basic but also where’s the flavor? Giving it a 4 next time get it with heavy cream and sugar free vanilla to fulfill your Keto fantasy
Midiaw - Ooooh love it lol I give this a 6 because white mocha is especially popular now.
tbrown_47 - I really hope you’re not ordering it like this because this is the exact same thing as a mocha. Giving it a 5 because everyone usually wants an extra something in their mocha. It’s a 1 if you actually order it as a hot chocolate with a couple shots of espresso because people order that as a mocha.
cheritaisdelicious - Definitely a 2 because no one else would get this drink despite the fact that it’s really good
peterya - You get a 7 for basic ness, this has become extremely popular recently is anything with sweet cream and toffee nut and IMO for good reason :)
etaco75 - I’ll still with your first order and I’ll give that an 8 because the amount of people who get nonfat and no whip is hilarious to me :)
blazermaniac94 - This isn’t basic, I’ll rate it a 3, this is just so extra and does it taste good? This is a drink I’d be curious to try and when you leave I’d pour the remains into a short cup and drink it real quick
smuguy2012 - The hot is a 4 and the cold is a 7. I personally don’t like our eggnog because steaming that shit causes ear damage 😂. Both sound good tho! :)
Rebelman2227 - This is some extra caramel away from being the most basic order ever so you get a 9
Akora - I hate to say this but if anyone orders anything with sugar free syrup and heavy cream I’m going to ask to their face how their Keto diet is going 😂 (not like in a mean way) This gets an 8 because at least you mix up the syrups a little :)
saudade_ - I honestly love to get secret menu orders cuz that informs me what’s on the secret menu because it doesn’t exist! At least thru Starbucks it doesn’t. So many people have come up to me and asked for a secret menu item and gotten mad that I have no idea what they’re talking about 😂
margaretwilkins - I love this order cuz I just get a chance to take a break from running around when I’m making drinks 😂. This gets a 5 because it has nothing in it.
sebbers - Fun fact! I can’t tell if you know this already based on the wording but we have peppermint year round so you can order it all the time, I get peppermint sometimes in June just cuz it’s good :)) For the peppermint alone you get a 7
lynn12 - Just the phrase “chai tea latte” is triggering my usual response of “what size?...iced or hot?” If iced you get a 10 and if hot you get a 7
m2thamax - I can tell you used to be a partner because this is a combo all my coworkers would get LOL so you get a 6 :)
colter - this is one of the few drinks reserved for the 10s.
danger - Idk what size but I’ll say a 5 I guess? I need more information 😂
tycoon1234 - This gets a 10 only because it’s holiday season and people come to Starbucks to feel in the holiday spirit by getting a hot chocolate
Comments
venti vanilla latte but i havent ordered it in like 3 years
grande iced mocha light ice nonfat milk no whip
but rn i've been getting caramel brulee latte bc i love the holiday drinks even tho they're 5 million calories
my go to is grande iced coffee with whole milk, substitute classic syrup for 3 pumps of sugar-free cinnamon dolce syrup and 1 pump sugar-free vanilla, with a splash of heavy cream at the top.
I change it every time I go :) I've done all the drinks on the actual Starbucks menu so now I'm trying to do all the drinks from the Secret Special Drinks Menu now :)
I used to work at starbucks a few years ago, haha!
But i'm usually pretty basic and get a Trenta Cold Brew, light cream, light ice, and a few pumps of sweetener. Usually either classic or vanilla, but only about 4 pumps. Don't like it too sweet haha
But if I have a reward to use, i'll get fancy and either do a pumpkin spice/ white mocha mixture. Or a white mocha/ chestnut prailene mixture. (which are both amazing)
