"The Lads" does no longer exist as an entity, we've all grown up now (with some minor exceptions) and feel like The Lads is too boyish of a title, so we've consolidated all our current members and we have become...
The Blokes.
That's right, from now on the Lads name won't be used on any promotional material, merchandise etc. It is also with this statement that we regret to announce that:
Will NOT be joining us as a bloke. The bloke council met last night in Geneva at 2pm local time to discuss whether he had evolved enough to make the cut into the new group, and with a vote of 5-4 he sadly didn't make the cut.
To resident clunge: owlb0ned#lemonfaceZurks this will not affect you as resident clunge, but know that even though we have become Blokes we have no more respect for you.
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EDIT: Forgot to mention, a merry Blokesmas to one and all.