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Ranking Your Zodiac Sign (very long)

Mar 26, 2019 by FireWolf
I'm super bored and have been really into astrology lately, so I'm pretty much writing this out of boredom.

Disclaimer: A lot of people leave disclaimers with stuff such as "don't get offended" or "your sun sign isn't everything" but as a Cancer sign I literally do not care one bit who gets offended by this.

12. Aries
Y'all are, without a single doubt in my mind, the WORST sign there is out there. Every other sign has some redeemable quality but not this one. You guys act fun to be around and act fake as fuck at first, but then once it's convenient for you, you cut people out once you have whatever you may need from them. I see through the fake nature of this sign and I seriously wish the other signs would too.

11. Scorpio
This sign is really just watered down (pun intended) Aries. They aren't as bad and as "off the walls" as an Aries but the personality traits are pretty much the same. I have been able to build genuine connections with this sign, but for them they really didn't care to keep it. At the end of the day, they only have their own interests in mind.

10. Virgo
This is a strange one for me because I literally do not have anyone of this zodiac sign in my life. I have tried to think so hard who that I know who has this sign and I can't even think of one person. This one is low because I know that many controversial people, including Trump, are this sign and I know I've heard a ton of shit about this sign. I'll put this one here but this one is manipulable if and when I get to know someone of this sign.

9. Libra
I dated a few people who have this sign so I know about this one more than most other signs. They are so focused of finding balance that they end up screwing over themselves and the people around them. If they feel like something is out of whack, they try so hard to put things back into place that they lose sight of everything and just make things worse. You guys always have the best interests in mind, but honestly you guys tend to be a huge mess.

8. Aquarius
I will start off with a huge redeemable quality this sign has, and that is their creativity. These people are extremely creative and always blow my mind. BUT, I do not like this sign. They try way too hard to be different and lose all sight of their personality, which is generous as some of them don't have a personality at all. You guys are so pessimistic that it is hard to be around you guys, especially you try and preach optimism to mask it. I can't seem to befriend this sign much, but I will always look up to your creativity.

7. Capricorn
I have so many close people who are this sign and will always admire how hard working this sign *CAN* be and how fun they *CAN* be to be around and to talk to. Please keep in mind the word "can" because there is a HUGE exception to this/ If you want to know which sign holds the hardest grudges, it is this sign. They are unforgiving towards themselves and everyone else. Do not cross this sign because they will become extremely cold extremely quickly. This sign would be #1 for me if it wasn't for the strong hatred they hold inside of them.

At this point, the sign reviews are going to become quite positive.

6. Gemini
This sign will always hold a special place in my heart. I very strongly considered putting this sign as #1, until I remembered some bad experiences I've had with this sign. I know 2 people who have this sign who are so bad that they knock this sign down to here for me, one for being extremely annoying and one for being manipulative. HOWEVER, they are huge exceptions. This sign is so fun to be around, so caring, and will always have your back. So many people who I am close to have this sign and I am so happy to have them in my life. This sign always has and always will hold a special place for me.

5. Sagittarius
This is another sign I considered putting in my #1 spot, just like all the top 6. These signs all hold such a strong place in my life that it is so hard to pull hairs to distinguish these. This sign is extremely loyal, charitable, and will always be there when you need them. They will never stab you in the back. However, the reason why they take #5 is their darker side. Just like Capricorn, they don't get over things very easily. They are nowhere near as bad as Capricorn, but they let it destroy themselves. They don't follow their dreams or think about themselves, which is painful to see. If they had more confidence and thought about themselves a little more, this sign would be #1.

4. Cancer (my sign)
Cancers are so incredibly misunderstood. Nobody will ever care about you like a Cancer will and that's just the tea. If we care about you, we will have your back as long as you don't betray us. If you do, we will do anything in our power to get revenge and we do hold grudges. If you get on our bad side, it's your own damn fault. We know how to read people so just don't try and get past us. However, we can be extremely manipulative. We aren't generally afraid to lie which is a huge down side that even I recognize in myself. I know at one point I was an extreme compulsive liar and I know that all Cancer signs are at one point or another. If it wasn't for our manipulative nature, we would be far superior to other signs. The issue is, we are taken for granted too much and that;s a problem of other signs, not ours.

3. Pisces
This sign is absolutely incredible. I fucking LOVE this sign and nobody can change my mind. They always put others first and are very comparable to Cancer, just what makes them better is they aren't manipulative at all. I would argue that no love is like this sign. Once you get them to open up, there is no reason to not love this sign. The reason why they take #3 is they are so fearful and protective of themselves. They assume that everyone has the worst intentions. Most people don't like this sign because they don't open up and I get that. If people would understand this sign a little more and would show a little more compassion, they would be incredible people all around and they are robbed of #1 solely because of a reaction they can't control caused by people being assholes. #robbed

2. Leo
I look up to the Leo sign. Leo signs are the people that I aspire to be and are incredibly inspirational to me, not even mentioning that they are attractive as hell, good lord. They are basically the perfect people and the people who have everything going for them. I really have nothing negative to say about this sign. The only reason they don't take #1 is simply because I don't have as many people in my life that are this sign as the winning sign.

1. Taurus
This sign has had such a positive affect on my life it's kind of incredible. My dad, step dad, and multiple of my closest friends are this sign and they have always been incredible to me. They have done so much for me and have always cared about me when nobody else did. They can be nosey, but that's only because they care. They know how to make any situation better and I have no idea how they do it. They know how to take care of others while still keeping themselves in line, which no other sign can do like a Taurus. If you are a Taurus, you are fucking incredible and we all appreciate you more than you may know.

Comments

yes me being #2 !
Sent by s73100,Mar 26, 2019
im Taurus
Sent by DaddyDev,Mar 26, 2019
#2
what is urs?
Sent by TaraG,Mar 26, 2019
Yaaaayy Taurus is #1!!! 馃榿
Sent by pinkiepie512,Mar 26, 2019
TaraG I'm a Cancer, #4
Sent by FireWolf,Mar 26, 2019
I鈥檓 taurus
Sent by boicam77,Mar 26, 2019
oh, lol, now I see you put it firewolf
I didn't read all, just mine.
I really don't think I ever betrayed you, but we just stopped talking ?
Sent by TaraG,Mar 26, 2019

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