A big sweaty fireman ( garrievans97) carries you out of a burning building. He lays you on the sidewalk and you think “yeah, okay, he’s gonna give me mouth-to-mouth.” But instead, he just starts choking THE SHIT out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die, is he is squeezing your throat so hard, that a big wet blob of drool drips off his teeth and just falls right on to your popped out eyeball.
