“BREAKING: CNN is reporting that undercover tapes from the Executive Office on the morning of September 11th, 2001 have been leaked. The tapes claim that the high note in Selena Gomez’s hit song ‘Me & The Rhythm’ is the cause for the attacks on 9/11. Allegedly, the note is strong and high enough that it can transcend time, and it rippled into the past. Then, the sound waves interfered with the radio waves and electrical systems in the airplanes, and caused over 2,000 Americans to lose their lives.”