Why do I keep missing out Miguel? He looks like a tragic George Michael 90's tribute act (not the singing side, the getting caught fucking in public toilets side). Looking like a 90s European dodgy drug selling DJ. But unlike them, a horrible person. Vile, disturbingly horrible person
saskia: Looks like you've been pumped with fillers and lip injections and look like an extra from TOWIE. I approve.
Yoko: Your statement is your hair and I live for that. Definitely approve!
Laura: You look like a vacant, stoned, whored-out Lady Gaga at-the-beginning-of-her-career tribute act but unlike Lady Gaga, you're very uninteresting.
Mindreva: You look like a whore that's been violated with torn clothes and an indecent hairdo. Lose the plaits, you look ridiculous.
Charopanda: The worst person on here that I have ever met so far. Never played with such a nastier person. I hope I never run into you again. You are deceitful, dishonest, and a downright out and out negging bitch. You look absolutely awful, like some creature decided to crawl onto your head and just die. I know it's just an avatar but surely have some standards? I don't know if you're meant to be a prostitute version of Sia or a prostitute version of Cruella?
Draco: You've got squinty blue eyes, cheap looking clothes and a mouth that looks permanently open to receive a dick. Shut it.
