On 24/12/2015, at 6:17 PM, Calvin ツ wrote:
Annika
You're from Aussie land
Yet you are still so grand.
You like smoothies and BrenLa dick,
But you'd take the latter if u must pick.
To get his love, you offered the bum,
Now your gums are infected with cum.
You snap and drive which is bad,
You bully me and make me sad.
You're a real girl I heard your accent,
Now give me money to pay my rent.
The only thing I love more than you
Is that gorgeous hen who is new.
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DiamondsArentForever I made you a poem
May 17, 2015 by jethro
of how you make me feel DiamondsArentForever I hope you like it Annika :££%90*
At first a bit gay (bit gay)
but then it made my day (day)
Masturbation and fingering is okay (clunge)
And then I sneezed and started to cry (cry)
I would finger YOUR cream pie (innuendo)
Fingers here and fingers there (there)
Fingers put anywhere (butthole)
You are cool and jelly is excellent (wibble wobble)
Rimming* you would be Sexcellent (made up word)
*Rimming - the act of licking ones sphincter i.e Doug - "Hey Danny, I just rimmed the fuck outta Harriet!"
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From Vans
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Nov 21, 2013 22:14:46
to DiamondsArentForever
Log onto Tengaged and what do I see,
a pretty girls asking for some company,
comment on some of her blogs,
nervous to mail her, I'd probably shit logs,
hello there my name is Charlie,
4/20 blaze it like Bob Marely,
IDK how to end this so it'll be with a bend,
I would like to be your friend :))
*Various hookers dancing in the background, a single foghorn is heard in the distance
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Annika's a dork
She's way too short
she's always got a mouth full of pork
But she wont use her fork
she uses her hands
but going so fast clams
up her sweat glands
pouring like shes at a concert grand stand.
She doesnt want to stop but how much can she withstand
before she colapses on to dry land.
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#andalarew_2231 3 min ago
Annika i love you
Even when my hair isnt Blue
When its Green
You are Less Mean.
But I will always be
Your Canadian 'Green' Tea.
You are always there for me.
Even if i don't need it.
I also have noticed.
You have Real big tits.
Annika is Love.
Annika is Life.
+0 points
LOOOOOOOOOL
he isn't you're average boy. he likes long walks on the beach and kissing giraffe's. he enjoys making homemade porestrips and applying them whilst on cam, he also loves to booty tooch, adorable right?
On 24/12/2015, at 6:17 PM, Calvin ツ wrote: