if 1 malteser is 10mm in diameter that means he can fit 470mm of maltesers in his useless fucking mouth (bc it isnt good for singing). thats roughly 18.5 inches of maltesers. that is around the size of this 18 inch pikachu plush this ginger child is holding: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71fMjiTzthL._AC_SL1500_.jpg
what am i to do with this information?????
Sent by Symmetry888,Nov 16, 2021
is.... is this math correct??? can ed sheeran eat that pikachu???????
i love a good scream late at night. it makes me think i'm the final girl in a horror movie being chased by a vaguely supernatural serial killer as i run upstairs frantically while screaming dramatically even though it'd be more logical to not go for a dead end and upon reaching my bedroom i have to hide in the closet and hold my breath but i'm still found so i jab him in the eyes with a coat hanger laurie strode style and slide beneath his bulky form (from the serial killer abs presumably under his fashionable evil coat) with my skinny legend self and climb out the window and yeah
Sent by Symmetry888,May 13, 2021
