It all began in 2014.
I can still hear the nasally interview she gave on the premiere night before entering the Big Brother house. Describing herself as "Nerdy, flirty and classy," I would soon realize that Miss Franzel would be so much more.
She first stole my sister's spot on BB16 by placing a hex on her, which made her appalling to CBS casting. however, her reign of terror did not end there. She used her powers to find out I was dissing her on the outside and decided to take the ultimate punishment through the Germitard in order to seduce me with her giant sausage. That's where everything went down.
From then I was hypnotized into joining tengaged.com to ensure that I would never actually be on one of these reality competitions. This wasn't enough for the FrootLoopDingus though, not by a long shot. The queen herself, Danielle Reyes was actually supposed to be on BB18 but Nicole got me to stalk Reyes so I could find dirt on her so that the producers would have no choice but to cut her from casting. She then used her massive cone hat to secure the production riggory that was BB18.
Through this all, Nicole had me hoodwinked. one of her minions. But now I'm free and I'm here to tell my story so others can feel free to speak up. To this day, large black-rimmed glasses and messy buns give me nightmares. I want everyone to know that Nicole Franzel is NOT to be trusted.
thank you and I hope we can all find peace of mind during this season while Nicole attacks the audience and her fellow houseguests with her mid-western witch soup.
It all began in 2014. 