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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

I hate to sound shallow?

May 21, 2018 by Danger
imageBut if you’re gay and have a bad diet that’s gross lol. I don’t want a constipated bottom to shit on my dick cuz douching wouldnt clean his super dry and packed intestinal wall.
Moral of the story; EAT WELL AND YOU’LL BOTTOM WELL!

Comments

Omg I actually plussed ur blog. That’s gross lmao
Sent by Blitszims,May 21, 2018
So ignorant. Coffee and douching. Problem solved
Sent by Pookiie,May 21, 2018
pookiie That’s still not full proof. Eat your vegetables bitch
Sent by Danger,May 21, 2018
WATER TOO..... gays that don’t drink water frequently can miss me!
Sent by Danger,May 21, 2018
Just because you eat veggies doesn’t automatically mean you don’t still have the possibility of shitting on a guys dick. Food is food. It’s more about timing and effort you put into douching tbh
Sent by Pookiie,May 21, 2018
pookiie yeah but fiber naturally pushes poop so it helps a lot.
If you don’t eat fiber your poop will be dry and move very slowly. Yeah coffee will stimulate your intestines to move faster and loosen it but eh I’d rather just do all 3 xD fiber coffee and douche
Sent by Danger,May 21, 2018
Are you okay?! Coffee is fiber. Holy cow. Google is your friend
Sent by Pookiie,May 21, 2018
Pookiie BITCH COFFEE HAS ZERO GRAMS OF FIBER
INSTEAD OF TELLING SOMEONE TO GOOGLE SOMETHING HOW ABOUT YOU DO IT LMFAO WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU COFFEE HAS FIBER?
Sent by Danger,May 21, 2018
Literally made it the blog pic LMAO
I’m crying at coffee having fiber when FIBER IS LITERALLY UNDIGESTABLE SOLID MATERIAL AND COFFEE HAS NO SOLID MATERIAL IN IT

Bitch learn ur shit
Sent by Danger,May 21, 2018
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/08/10/why-does-coffee-make-you-poop/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.dd61baff85c6

Okay so I guess I was on the right track but not entirely correct... my bad. Still though, my point is that, no matter what you’re eating, coffee will make you shit it out sooo ... surefire solution honestly
Sent by Pookiie,May 21, 2018
Are you really going to be that fucked up to reject a guy just because he’s not stuffing his face full of celery? If he’s clean because he drank coffee and douched, then what’s the problem?
Sent by Pookiie,May 21, 2018
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/need-fiber-have-some-coff/
Sent by Pookiie,May 21, 2018
Pookiie The rate coffee moves your poop isn’t a healthy choice to have daily because it can move your poop TOO rapidly (like having too much fiber which is bad)
Natural fiber from plants is the best way to go for an everyday option.
Sent by Danger,May 21, 2018

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