Oh, but my DEAR child, the truth of God's wonderful earth is that His children were meant to deceive! If we told all but truth, where would the mendacity be? I regret to inform you that frankly, deception is what allows the world to continue to orbit the glowing Sun.
O' holy Son, where art thou? O' I know! In the sky! Aha, my tender wishes and prayers to ALL who may need it. Best lovings for another bless-ed Enlightned Souls' Eve.
Continue the spirit of good health, knowledge, and wit!
And it's a shame, a fuckin' shame, I don't remember my first love or my first time prayin', but I remember my first ass and the first time she came- it almost felt as good as when I got my first game.