In the comments vote for your favorite joke please :)
Joke 1~
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift?
She had bad blood
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Joke 2~
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Joke 3~
I have a friend who has a teacher named Richard Feeley. Unfortunately, Feeley has one issue: his name. No one takes him seriously. Feeley, Dick is really not okay with masturbating.