He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about MmabatlokoaMolefe We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous. But then he moved to Indiana, and MmabatlokoaMolefe was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Kyle, he'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?". And I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?". So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-boys pool party, I was like "MmabatlokoaMolefe, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian". I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be boys there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? He was a lesbian. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so ****ed. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack.
I'm sitting at work all alone because our doctor decided to not come in today and all my coworkers are being little twats and didn't want to come in, so its just me for the next 6.5 hours and I have nothing to do!
