Cast:
Colin, The popcorn man ( ColinCoco, M)
Drew, The Pizza delivery guy ( Tester, M)
Mily, The funny girl ( Milyenah, F)
Dylan, The west end star ( Dylangover1, M)
Steve, The nice guy ( Stevehutch63, M)
Karen, The worst one ( Charrison790564, F)
Cruella, The dog hater ( Symmetry888, F)
Tangy, The Tiktok star ( Demgirl6, F)
Adriana, The news reporter ( Oswordo3, F)
Thomas, The cameraman ( Jaxon, M)
Look, I was bored and couldn't sleep.
Episode 1: Please remain silent.
In a small city named Cafeld, a contest for a new movie called Beep Boop: The Beepquel had just ended. The winners would be allowed to watch the movie a year before it would ever come out. and our mostly asshole group of winners were just arriving at Eivom Cinemas.
First, to arrive was Colin who arrived before the cinema even opened because he works there and suffers there.
Next was everybody else but for the sake of order. Tangy to do whatever a Tiktok is, Cruella who was beating dogs up, Drew who was delivering pizza, Dylan which walked on the classic red carpet that never existed. Andriana and Thomas here to report news for the first time, they had also brought an extra cameraman in case Thomas was to mess up. Steve and Mily were next doing nothing interesting. And finally, staff had to tie Karen to a shopping trolley and put duct tape over her mouth so she would shut up and not be late.
After a long while, approximately 3 hours because Karen broke out of her shopping trolley, everybody was in their seats ready to watch the movie. Thomas hands his camera to the other guy and as the precautions are being read random people who look like the men in black drag the other guy out and take Tangy's latest iPhone 1000 away from her with some resistance.
When everybody has no electronics on them the screen slowly counts down old-fashioned style.
As the countdown hits 0 a light flashes and slowly everything goes grey. Not dark, grey...
Huzzah, it's the end!
Short, sweet, and crappy.
Okay, see you in the fantasy world next episode. Oh yes, that will be crappy too.
