I'd like to take a moment to introduce who I think the Real Housewives of Tengaged are:
Hash: The music loving fashionista who serves as the resident therapist for everyone else. If you press his buttons, though, out comes the hurricane and volcano.
EyooMarcus: The resident musician who's voice not only croons the blues, but delivers epic smackdowns when in an epic MOOD.
DaddyDev: The beautiful, but conniving narcissist whose moods change faster than the seasons. The trend of the day or week is whatever Dev wants and can change on a dime.
coreyants: By day, Corey teaches children how to be productive members of society, but by night, is a fashionable fighter who acts like he is queen bee. He is constantly trying to prove that he is right, he is king, and that everyone else had better get out of the way or get bowled over by his personality.
rozlyn: Queen of dramatics, queen of mid-terms, and master of mania! He is not afraid to fight and ruin people's lives to get ahead...or just for pure entertainment.
Chameleon777: I am crazy, but sweet. God help you, though, if you press my buttons.
Zuelke: By day, he works at a hotel trying to make vacationers comfortable, but by night and when off the clock, he delivers the sauce, tea, and epic DRAMA.
levonini: He's all about the sauce and tea...but lacks manners.
Tryphena: The resident mom who specializes in sugar, spice, and sauciness!
Can you think of anyone else who belongs in this illustrious cast?
