Okay guys, let's jump right in. Season 3 (aka Africa) was...…….. boring. I mean seriously, pre-merge it was FANTASTIC for me, but post-merge there were really so few highlights that I really just got bored of the whole thing.
Some spoilers for the uninitiated: The fact Clarence stole food day 1 and didn't get voted off until merge pissed me off. Comp threat or not, he was a thief.
Then the whole Samburu tribe was a fucking nightmare. I mean seriously. Four young'uns who would not do ANYTHING but lay around making necklaces banded together to take out the four hard workers, shamed one of them for being successful in life, and then cried WHILE VOTING THE OLD FOLKS OUT AND HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH IT because they were getting votes and would not survive a fucking tie. People, I was so fucking pissed.
When they had the series' first tribe swap, and both sides of that fucking foursome started getting voted out one by one, and were crying in their confessionals, I was SO FUCKING HAPPY!!! IDGAF IF ONE OF THEM HAD A FUCKING TOUCHING TRIBAL THEY FUCKING SUCKED!!! They DID NOT play the game, they literally acted like DUMBASSES, and were lazy as fucking hell!
Next up, we had merge. And the only thing I really remember from that is Lex's paranoia after getting a vote, which led to Kelly getting eliminated over the BS when she didn't even do it. And which then went on to influence the final tribal council.
TBH people should've targeted Lex earlier than that. He was SMART and he knew it. Then he kept winning immunity challenges. They SHOULD HAVE taken him out LONG before final 3. And the fact he only lost that one because of diarrhea is depressing as fuck. Still, I'd have rather had him as a winner over the two finalists. (Him or Frank)
Now... the rest of the cast is pretty forgettable. I had to fucking look up the winner's name and I just finished watching the finale like ten minutes ago. I remember the animal scenes more than I remember the people's interactions. Not even joking. Memorable season, but forgettable cast.
Current Rankings:
Seasons:
=== Best ===
Australian Outback (S2)
Borneo (S1)
Africa (S3)
=== Worst ===
Winners:
=== Best ===
Tina Wesson (S2)
Richard Hatch (S1)
Ethan Zohn (S3)
=== Worst ===
