Per tradition, I had all of the Switchblade Sistahs, their spouses/significant others, children, step-children, and even Becky, Olympia's former probation officer over for dinner.
I have been preparing for this dinner for WEEKS now and had everything according to plan.
But it turns out, VeryMaryKate's whereabouts are still unknown. I called every hospital and drunk tank in the area, to no avail. When she didn't even arrive late drunk to dinner per tradition, I was at my wit's end. What's worse is that Sashaa canceled at the last minute as he was on-call at the ICU and had to deal with something "more important". Whatever.
mahogany bitched a fit because I was unable to find turkey, so I made ham, but I guess it's not Halal nor vegan, so cheritaisdelicious and her gave me dirty nasty looks the whole fucking time. And then Sabrina Raye brought her boyfriend Harvey over, but he just reeked of pot and would only whisper to her when communicating. Sabrina's baby, 'Queline kept screaming the whole time, so now I have a splitting migraine to top matters off. konohavillage1 decided to spent Thanksgiving at Slice's place so I don't know what the fuck his problem with me is. Only Chris99x thanked me for the dressing and turkey, but everyone else ate and hardly said goodbye.
sharkskin was not invited due to ongoing legal matters. I am not allowed to discuss it.
Anyways, I am fucking thankful this Holiday is over.
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it was the worst Thanksgiving ever. YOU TRIED TO MAKE ME EAT HAM, AND NO ONE CUTE SHOWED UP.
Per tradition, I had all of the Switchblade Sistahs, their spouses/significant others, children, step-children, and even Becky, Olympia's former probation officer over for dinner.