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Cuda Culture

Oct 20, 2021 by BlueBarracuda
imageOh yeah, being a barracuda might not seem all that sweet, but anyone who knows the real deal about crustaceans knows that cuda culture isn't just a lifestyle. It's a mindset. A disposition. And the best way to live at the bottom of the sea!

That's right, while landlubber humans think they're all that driving around SUVs, shrimp cruise on the ocean floor with sweet swimmerets and they sport mighty powerful tails that fling them backward in epic rapid fashion. Heck, the blue barracuda is one of the fastest swimmers in the sea鈥攃lipping along at a mighty 30 body lengths per second. You try pulling off the equivalent of that in your Hyundai Santa Fe on the I40 and just see how well that goes for you!

So, whaddya think? That's our tease, of course, for you to try out our Adult Barracuda Costume this Halloween. Maybe you already had plans to be a barracuda for the costume party, or maybe you just accidentally happened across this page. Either way鈥攊t's about to be your time to try out the cuda culture!

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