It's My Daughter's Birthday!
Sep 8, 2018
- That's right, this little waste of oxygen is turning 5 years old for the 7th time today!
We're having a huge party on the front porch of VeryMaryKate's trailer. I'm not sure where the bitch parked it this week though so good luck.
Everyone is invited to celebrate Sabrina Raye's birthday! Come hungry, cuz I'm serving half a bag of funions and whatever I can find on clearance at Big Lots. Please make all birthday checks out to me, as Sabrina Raye is a stupid little hobglobin and can't be trusted with money and everytime I leave her crate open she runs to CPS.
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