who would’ve thought that THIRTY-SIX years ago today we’d be blessed with the birth of a woman every girl should look up to, every gay should worship, and every heterosexual male should lust after.
No, not Parvati.
I’m talking about Candice Woodcunt-Cody ! I asked some of her biggest fans and friends to send me a message, in hopes her big day is better than BvW !
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~ CANDICE WOODCOCK!!!!! I'll never forget the day you first entered my screen dimensions. It was from that point on where I struggled deciding if I was a str8 male or a gay. It took me YEARS to figure it out all because of you. Every time you looked into the camera I could tell you were looking at me. I can't believe it's your 74th birthday and you're still looking FRESH as ever!! You are so gorgeous queen. I'm just rambling on rn bcuz Idk what to type but WOW!! Never have I felt such a unique attraction to someone over a screen as much as blujay112's pussy.... I hope you have the best day on the planet and get all the COCK u want. Go get it mama. Never forget your first love, Sam. s73100
~ my role model..... I wish I had the big dick energy to MUTINY from my friend group, much less a survivor tribe. lalisa
~ I am so thankful to have met you, and deciding to spend my life with you is a decision I will never regret (unlike trusting Brad). john , her husband
~ thanks for ruining my third final tribal council run. amandakimmel
~ a woman of the utmost beauty. blokes beware, this heartbreaker is taken, all she needs is a million dollars to match that million dollar face and personality ! bengalboy
~ Candice, the mutiny mage. The hero we didn’t deserve, but the hero we needed. You are truly my favorite player that I love to hate. You always came to play, and although you’re timing was just as bad as parvati’s cook island visibility, it was just the effort and drive that I respect. You deserve that final chapter in your career of reality, whether it be playing one last time or simply drawing the curtain with content. Love you girlie ! blujay112
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Share your birthday moments with our favorite player, her, fan-favorite game changer, Candice Cody below!
