Not to leave the windows open overnight because that's how random creatures of the night get into the flat. She said I was wrong and left the windows open anyway. And guess what happened?? A giant fucking spider was crawling all over the walls and damn near gave me a heart attack in the middle of the night.
But yeah, I was totally wrong and didn't know what i was talking about.
Looking back at it, i should have put that spider in bed with her so that she could see just exactly how "wrong" i was. Cunt.
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LMAO when you said random creatures of the night i thought this was gonna be about the fuckin demogorgon or something
