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[PIC] SELFIE Apr 29, 2021
Just oiled up my abs and pecs haha what do you think? :)
https://i.imgur.com/VX0iEji.gif
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Tengaged's Newest SUPER GOLD Level! Apr 4, 2021
imageAll that glitters is SUPER GOLD! Pokemon SUPER GOLD! Going for SUPER GOLD! I aint saying she a SUPER GOLD digger!

I'm only flipping SUPER GOLD aren't I!
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[PYN] FOR A RANKING & OPINION Apr 1, 2021
image*WILL UPDATE ALL LATER*
SLAP YA NAME DOWN and I'll give you an opinion and an arbitrary ranking based on how close we are (or how close we could be 😏 hehe) DON'T GET UPSET if you're low we probably just don't talk that much.

🚴 RIDE OR DIE 🚴

#JustMe - Loyal lass for 10 years and counting who woulda thunk it when you pretended you were never gonna talk to me again for a whole 2 minutes 😉😘
skyler1822 - Sexy, sweet, smart, and nothing has changed between us since 2014 when I first got you hot and bothered. Such a good girl 😘
SAWCHUK55 - A complete and utter beeb. From the Monopoly calls to the stretchy yawns you've always been a loyal, gorgeous, and obedient lass to me and you know I'm always here to handle ya needs
#PureEssence - First off, stop being a lil BRAT and wait your turn. Secondly, you're a true PureEssence friend and you know you can always HMU whether you need advice, calming down, or just wanna trade Kawaii emojis and cheeky opinions. Appreciate u babe
Kindred7 - Sick comment! I love it - despite your neuroticism and panic attacks over top blogs I enjoy every single chat with ya and I reckon we should bring back the thicc lengthy mails and calls to make fun of TG cringe vids. A fine feminine lass and a good friend 😉
VansAccountNumber534 - One of the only active straighties I can ALWAYS rely on to have my back and provide pure, unfiltered entertainment. Stop getting yaself banned lad
#Fritzyyyyy - Ever since the Tapology days you're one of those blokes who's always been supportive and had my back even though we barely speak. Issa shame you're not more active on the blogs page cuz TG is missing out on one of the best personalities here 😎
Blahblahblahblah - Whether we're talkin' bout l*fe, music, or just making fun of incels you're one of the lasses I can always have good convos with 😎 promise me you're not talking to BengalBoy.
BlueStar - Y'know what Kez? Even though we've barely talked the past decade I think you deserve top billing considering we've met IRL and killed every game we teamed up in baque in the day 💪 #Gifnor
rowjone - WATCH YA TONE! IT'S BIG ROWJONE! Top lad in the upper echelon of Br*stol Tengagers
CutieAmy - Like a gay lil bro who always has my back against the jealous cuckolds of Tengaged

👍 TOP RESPECT 👍

christossss - AN ABSOLUTE TOSSSSER! Also one of the most genuine blokes here, you and Marwane are one in the same cept you're Gr*ek and a bit more outgoing
#Marwane - A complete and utter ☁️VAPE GOD☁️. Definitely one of the realest fellas here who's chill, well traveled, and undyingly loyal to his mates
EmmaM - A real genuine sweetheart, we've had chats on everything from casual banter to eating [CENSORED] to DEEP life stuff and it's always been a pleasure
paul028 - Hilarious lil Norn Iron fella always enjoy your lighthearted harmless trolling
titoburitto - BIG TITTY 💪 even though SOME PEOPLE are intimidated by your intelligence and your ability to get b*tches you've always been one of the most banterous and self aware people here
#sokerdude7 - One of my top mates from the old school daze I remember when we used to str*tegize the hecc outta survivor
#iiGalaxyii - Keep your name out of your mouth. Smart dude with solid morals, always enjoy playing and bantering with ya
#joey96 - One of my Top 2 members of the MoreBeastThanYou family and a top-notch STARS ally, entertaining bloke too
Insanity - From our random snaps to running laps you've always been a top notch mate I can rely on for a laugh at any given moment, top respect brother
lemonface - While many will disparage you for saying f[CENSORED], playing Disney Toontown, and spilling the Coca Cola, I think you're a real alright lass who shirks the simps, calls out the gimps, and eats Red Lobster breaded shrimps.
#SeaKing - Feel like you're underrated on Tengaged cuz you're a real charismatic fella and you and ya whole family are nice as hecc
hwest14 - Tengaged's Top Gay Magnet, Southern gent, and a loyal friend, nothing but respect for ya
Matte - Super nice and smart dude and great rep for Brazilian Tengagers
pinkiepie512 - A real 💪STRAIGHT WHITE REPUBLICAN MALE💪 who I can always bro down with about workin' out, genuinely nice lass too and we've ALWAYS gotten along well in every chat
#Willie_ - A CHECK CASHING, PUSSY SMASHING MAD MAN 💪 chill as fk and super loyal to ya mates, top respect Willie
#AmandaBynes - BYNESY BOY 👍 it's a real CHORTLE when our British and Australian banter collides
DaveLooney - LET'S GET LOONEY UP IN HERE! Intelligent and perceptive lad with a good sense of humour, always good for a chat
#David2560 - Respeto maximo
temponeptune - One HECC (sorry for swearing) of a chill bloke. A prestigious owner of the coveted Gemma weave t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt and a future STARS winner
#kimmal8 - 🙀THE KIMMAL8OR🙀 a top old schooler who's always kept things jovial and fun, top respect lad
#lukesurvives - The biggest ladies man on the 'gaged and it's not even close. Every girl from Irelia to Blahblahblahblah is just DYING to be serenaded with a patented lukesurvives poem and it's no surprise that you're absolutely dripping from head to toe in poontang
#cheritaisdelicious - Gotta put you next to lukesurvives where you belong (metaphorically and physically). You're a good lass with good music taste, even though you have a cheeky Frooks breakdown here n there you get over it quickly and always try ya best to make amends with people and use the site for fun, good on ya lass
SurvivorFan37 - Big Willy 🤘 Tengaged's memelord and original content creator, definitely a fella I could see myself being closer m8s with
Answerable - Smart and good humoured bloke full of top Habbo banter, glad you came back and hope to see more of ya mate
#DaddyDev - 😈THE DEVIL HIMSELF😈 Even though you're *OFFICIALLY CANCELED* I've always enjoyed your self aware, brutally honest banter and I reckon some people just take you WaYyY too seriously or get intimidated by the long flowing hair and Frooks record. If you didn't lose you would've won.
#JasonXtreme - A REAL 🤯🤯🤯EXTREME🤯🤯🤯 dude who encompasses the Canadian spirit 💪 by far one of the nicest dudes here even though we haven't talked all that much
#Olympia - Pia :) a sweet, sensitive American fella who's always sharing his interests and pumpin' out original content. Still can't help meself chortling at the turtle man
#Allison - A house selling, storytelling bad man 😎 don't see you around as much but always enjoy our banter
#abrogated - The best Dru on the site. Your blogs are hilarious and you and ya bro are probably the most legendary pair of brothers here
#anthousai - You're packing some CAKE in those pantaloons of yours :o) it's been a minute and a half but we had plenty of good times back in the days when we bantered in our own language and can revive the bantership whenever
koolness234 - JOSH KOOL 😎 between Pokemon showtunes, blog banter and calls it's been nothing but good times with ya
Slice - Old schooler who's always been nothin' but jovial and entertaining
#smuguy2012 - BIG SMU! A fellow who certainly does not live in a shoe. Always have entertaining convos with ya and you're one of the people who always backs up his friends in a split second which i 🤝RESPECT🤝
#Guigi - A top French Canadian who's always up for a cheeky sarcastic back n forth with his m8s, loyal dude too
#andalarew_2231 - A real STARS legend and one of the funnest fellas to banter with on blogs
#jdog - One of the fellas on Tengaged who knows not to take it too seriously and is always up for a good guffaw, top respect lad
#Lachie227 - BUTTERY BISCUIT BASE! Top Aussie Tengager shame we're not in any group chats together anymore
brandonpinzu - Super chill fella who handles all requests promptly and fairly, glad you're a mod 💪
#Chels052_ - A real 🍁CANADIAN SWEETHEART🍁 been friends ever since we bollocksed up that stars together init
#J2999 - A 🤝POLITE🤝 and 🤝RESPECTFUL🤝 Scouser who has a hard time being anything but positive, always liked ya
#Christian_ - A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW who handles everything with grace 💪💪💪
#Gaiaphagee - CHRIS STONER! A top bro who doesn't take himself too seriously, always had good interactions with ya my man
#Kiara_xoxo - Top notch blog comments and a real supportive lass, always enjoy ya presence here
#phonee - BIGBROTHERDONNY 😎 it's been forever since we spoke but we got along like a Mortar & Pestle when we used to banter in group chats, I remember we used to joke about joinin' stars together then you went on a tear and won 4, proud of you lad
#MrBird - What's the word MrBird 🤘 always a good hearted and supportive fella, rooting for ya when you hop into stars
#pvmlucas - A real nice and supportive fella, muito respeito 👍
#3pi14159 - Had to put you next to ya multi obviously. Good kid who does his homework on time and only partakes in harmless good-natured trolling
#Yawnha - A hilarious kid and a good kid, keep doing you and ignore the angry adults who give you sh!t for not taking TG as seriously as them
#semajdude - https://i.imgur.com/85CYfCJ.gif

🤝 YOU? YOU'RE ALRIGHT 🤝

NicoleF - Hope you had a good bday big man, underrated and oft-misunderstood guy who's hella nice and supportive to his homies
#KrisStory - It's a KrisStory baby just say yes! From pulling jenzie to getting 2nd in STARS you're always chasing ya goals and you're a champ when it comes to self deprecating humor. Hope you win sometime in 2021
#Chic - My homies are always blasting "Eat My Pubes" on the aux cord
#BlueBarracuda - Big Blue LaQ 😎 it's prolly been about 10 years since you were at the peak of your activity but you haven't skipped a *BEAT* and gone right back to the same ol' trolling and long-winded unique and creative content. Top character who's always good for a back and forth
#EmzThorne - GET IN THE CORN, HERE'S EMZTHORNE! Always been a funny troll
#dorkishbarbi - IS DORKISH A GIRL OR A BOY? One of the seven wonders of Tengaged. You're a hilarious character and it's always good entertainment to see you troll people the same way you did back in '09
mathboy9 - An absolute MATHS WHIZ who's always countin' the numbers in STARS. Even though you've took a lot of SLACC on here you handle yaself well and apologize when things go too far, good on ya lad
#ghrocky100 - Tengaged's Top YouTuber, taking the spot from big sportsgeek 💪
#FireX - 🔥🔥FIREX🔥🔥 super supportive dude who goes out of his way to pay back favors and show appreciation to his m8s
#iSandeh - THE SANDMAN 🤘 a fella with lighthearted blogs who's loyal to his mates, i respect tha
#colehausman271 - Big Cole Hausman 😎 the kinda fella who will take your girl and your Frookies win
#KingB24 - LONG LIVE THE KING 💪 don't think we've had a convo or nothin' but in all our blog interactions you've always been an extremely nice kid, rooting for you to become a stars winner and a top streamer
#Ratchett - The Jake Peralta of Tengaged. Only talked a coupla times but from what I can TELL you're a fella who likes to joke around but always has his mates' backs
#Tommeh208 - A classic BRIT all about smashin' crates and gettin' drunk with his m8s, entertaining dude and good stars player
#Macda27 - Hilarious lil Kiwi bloke, pure entertainment in group chats and full of personality
Singsongers - Absolute pussy destroyer and genuinely funny kid
#Washed_Ravioli - New school legend with one HELL of a username
#Mrkk - Super nice kid with impressive language skills
#lexeyjane - Wasn't rly into all that before (you were a bit too dramatic and petty) BUT since I came back you've been nothin' but good fun on Jackbox calls and blogs, the typa lass I could share a dr*nk and a jo*nt with
#joshgillespie - JOSH GILLESPIE 👍 just a friendly approachable lad in all my interactions with ya
#sosyomomma - Definitely up there in my Top 14 Drews
#Survivor8 - Big Mike 👍 an old school ETNAL staple
#Brandonator - Some people might find you a bit too TUMBLR but personally I reckon it's good to have a fella who stands strong in his beliefs even when it's unpopular and in between that you're a good ol' banteror who sees the light side of things
#ohhayy - MOVE OUT THE WAY, HERE COMES OHHAYY! You've always been hilarious ever since the days MikeRORO would adamantly insist you're a real girl
smi9127 - Goodness me, here comes smi! Haven't seen you this active on TG since the Slut Lake days and, let me tell ya pal- I'm not complaining!
#Flickgamecolin - Good lad, a top gambling bro 💵🤘
#MastaManipulator_11 - Big Mig 👍 what a guy
#Typhlosion37 - A top STARS analyst and all around nice kid
#SmoothStalker12 - Nice sensible lad who loves a good egg hunt, shame we never properly talked till we were tryna collectively clear out P Diddys
#Tyler93 - Chill dude who doesn't mind a smidgen of banter, haven't talked much but I've always gotten along well with the 6ix homies of TG
#doobee - Hilarious lil fella, the people who don't like ya just don't get your unique patented brand of humour and trolling
#JonMcGillis - An absolute McGillis to behold. Always enjoy your lighthearted blogs and comments
#Galaxies - A good lad with great PYNs, glad you've grown up from ya past and learnt to focus on the positive
#Midiaw - Ahmad The Lad 👍 a REAL polite and courteous bloke, don't think I've ever seen you be anything but positive and uplifting
#BBlover96 - The true alpha male of the Hall of Fame and you've always been a nice funny lil fella in my experience

🤷 IDK/INDIFFERENT 🤷

#ilovetosing - All I know is you love to sing and there's nothin' wrong with that!
#bigben1996 - Big Bad Ben! A legend of the group game scene
#quackattack817 - A man with a real superhero origin story behind his name
#Jaxon - Your name's easy to type and I respect that
#ITZ3THAN - Only interacted with ya once or twice but you're a good lad that's for sure
#joey65409 - You seem like a good fella just don't know ya too well
hamburgerbunzz - 🤠HOWDY COWGIRL🤠 you seem like a solid lass we'll hafta get to talking
Tester - BIG TESTER! Nothing against ya lad but I dunno you that well and the IDK/INDIFFERENT category was lookin' kinda empty
#SeongWoo - Who's this fella
#JonoB - Goodness me, it's big JonoB! Not sure we ever interacted but you seem like a well-mannered fella and Tengaged's top South African rep
#benp248 - Goodness me, it's Big Ben P! Don't know a lot about ya lad cept you used my stars sign for 7 years but you seem like a nice chap and we have a few mutual m8s
#harrywasnak - The Big Wasnak! Don't know ya too well but you seem like a good chap
#Cheeseman2468 - The Big Cheese 😎 bit of a simp but always a nice lad in my experience
#manopause - Dunno what your old account was but you seem like a funny lad

👎 NOT RLY INTO ALL THAT 👎

#FighterMan - You've got some nerve showing your face around here after not updating your PYN.
#7unarEclipse - Sorry champ I'm gonna have to put you in the bottom category for using a 7 instead of an L. How could you?
#immaxyman - You still owe me a sign
#Zuelke - lol mason you're mad pathetic.  i tried to help you out but you still suck up to the big strong white guys because you're a loner and want their attention.  lemme forget to ever give you any advice from now on because you're too clueless to take it.
#Norris - Your name just reminds me of Norris Cole from Coronation Street and he was a right wally wasn't he
crimsonteer - Claiming I'm not going to update? Absolutely ridonculous.
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⭐REJECTED FOR STARS WAW⭐ Mar 13, 2021
imageCAST ASSESSMENT: https://tengaged.com/blog/rowjone/9399358/the-british-waw-stars-assessment
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Despite keeping it hush in public, ya boy went through the entire interview process and got rejected smh. While I understand them not wanting a muscular British fella with a big [CENSORED] in the cast, I'm surprised Aquamarine, Kindred7, Sebbers, konohavillage1, lemonface, Vanili and Sparticus142 all got rejected.

WITH THAT SAID I'm excited to see how this cast shakes out. As everyone knows MmabatlokoaMolefe is my biggest homie but we'll see how he handles a massive popularity threat like corey1 or my boy Petro (Nano). Gaiaphagee has also informed me that if he wins he'll be changing his nipple tattoos to 2 STARS 1st place ribbons.

GOOD LUCK LADS AND LASSES BbDamian ZEEnon Phenomanimal dorkishbarbi gagaluv JustMe BB5lover bamold1999 Lemjam6 Chic PureEssence 3pi14159
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Hang on Feb 22, 2021
imageWho the fuck is druu
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‼️ 5 Things Tengagers Need To LEARN ‼️ Jun 30, 2020
imageTengaged can be a whole lorra fun at times, but unfortunately there are times when p-words, racists and nutjobs have to ruin the fun and cross the line by a fair mile. While you can't expect much from a hotpot of mentalists, here are 5 important things that Tengagers need to LEARN.

1. DON'T DISH WHAT YOU CAN'T TAKE

Let's be real for a second lads, "bullying", "obsessed" and "haters" are among the most obnoxiously overused words on this site. Don't get me wrong! There's some people here who can rightfully complain about harassment crossing the line, but don't cry when you bring it on yourself.

Most of the people on Tengaged who constantly complain about being bullied or trolled are the same people who attack others daily on Skype and the blogs page yet recoil and act like a victim when the backlash rightfully comes. If you give out negativity, you'll get negativity in return. Talk shit, get hit. 🤝

"The only thing I dish out is filet mignon pussy!" - jenzie
"The only karma they understand is the type they pay $50 for!" - _Adidas_

2. SUICIDE ISN'T A PLAYING CARD

Let's be clear- if you ever feel you need help, you can vent on the blogs page and people will ALWAYS be here to help you. However, some people here constantly use suicide threats to guilt trip their friends or detract from their negative actions and they need to fk off.

When you go from claiming you're offing yourself to attacking people in blogs or asking for nudes all within 5 minutes, it's VERY clear you're doing it for negative and manipulative reasons. Even moreso when you do it 20 more times.

It's clear they need help, but this isn't the way to go about it. Not only are these fake suicide blogs a bad look for them, but they also detract from the more serious cries for help because people can't tell the difference anymore. Get help. 🤝

"Maybe they just don't realise kpelling doesn't work in real life" - Kindred7
"I'd rather kill myself than kermit sue of cide" - brookie_cookie

3. P*SS OFF WITH THE RACISM

It's a sad fact that a lot of Tengagers think that attacking someone for their race or nationality is an appropriate reaction to being voted out of a Rookies or rowed out of a Hunger Games.

I've seen terrorist jokes made to people like FighterMan and Birks4444, people harassing Birew34 to "get to the back of the bus" over a Frooks, people attacking Spaniards/Brazilians purely for their nationality and all kinds of other pathetic shit to people of various backgrounds that needs to STOP.

While Tengaged skews in favor of sheltered white fellas, someone having a different skin color to you is not a valid insult. What's more, you donkeys will regret this behavior when you enter the real world and there's an archive of you throwing out racial slurs all because you couldn't handle your fragile emotions over an internet game. Get a grip. 🤝

"The only color we should be against is Dark Green Level smh it's the ugliest" - PrinceVans
"I'll show them a thing or two about races if they're not careful!" - kwiens18

4. NONCING ON UNDER 18S IS ‼️NOT‼️ OKAY

As we've all seen recently, there are far too many incidents of fully grown adults hitting on minors, se%ting them or even swapping nudes with them. The sad thing is these incidents have been getting brushed under the rug for years and there are many users like Fetish, JourdanBabyXoXo, ashszoke and CutieAmy that were literally ignored and even attacked for putting child snatchers on blast in the past.

Look, I understand some of you out there are angry incels who constantly get turned down by adults cuz they know better. But that does NOT make it ok for you to start targeting naive kids who are still going to school in Roblox backpacks and will take any attention they can get.

Also, stop pulling out fun factoids like "The age of consent is 14 in Papua New Guinea 🤓" or "ACKSHUALLY someone needs to prey on children 5 years or younger to TECHNICALLY be classed as a pea dough 🤓", these adults need to know that it's illegal to ask minors for nudes and unacceptable to be chasing kids. Keep it 18+. 🤝

"The excuses people make for their friends pursuing minors are absolute NONCEnse!" - Irelia
"They're tired, maybe they just need a snickers" - scooby0000

5. IT'S NOT THAT DEEP

While there are serious problems on Tengaged that should be publicly addressed (see: above), way too many users become consumed with meaningless petty drama over things like games, Skype chats, gifts and even friends lists.

It's alright to be a lil emotional but trying to get everyone else involved in your drama just cuz Timmy Tinkler left your chat or your Tengaged girlfriend messaged another man will only make you look like a big sweltering gimp at the end of the day.

Take a leaf outta the book of someone like Dash or paul028 and remember this site is for FUN and TROLLING and NOT crying and making threats because you lost a game. Once you let go of the grudges and negativity, you'll be surprised just how positive it becomes. Cheer up. 🤝 *tickles ur chin*

" FrOntIeRpSyChIaTriSt refused to watch RuPaul's Drag Race with me! GUARDS, CANCEL HIM!" - lemonface
"Nothing gets me going more than learning that some DERANGED SCUMBAG ruined a CHARITY GAME!" - mikec51
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