I've made plenty of top lists but I can not go a FR*GGING (frigging not frogging) DAY without someone going "bnglby what about the top bulgarians" or "why no bulgarians list? is this happens because we are from BULGARIA?" so, as such, it's time to celebrate Tengaged's Top 7 Bulgarians.
Bulgarian? More like Burgerian! Bit of banter!
"I wouldn't mind getting in between those buns if you know what I am saying!" - Cheeseman2468
Ari_ is a real BulgAri_an culinarian who can cook anything from banitza to kebapche. Also a dynamic duo with Katherinee_ and an endlessly positive European presence on Tengaged.
The Bulgarian Dentarian with the blood of a Valyrian. Katherine is a celebrity in the Balkan nations for being Bulgaria's top Frooks player and an all around good kid. Top respect.
"Katherine truly put Bulgaria on the map in the beautiful, prestigious sport of Frookies." - astone929
The Bulgarian antidisestablishmentarian. Manson is the older half of the Costly brothers, and while he may idolize a serial killer and have an interest in the macabre he's actually a nice and genuine fella- a bit like a Bulgarian Thirteen.
The Bulgarian barbarian who came into this world via caesarian. Whether he's slicing meat or using his Bulgarian charm to go unnominated in stars, big Carlo reps the country of Bulgaria to the utmost quality.
The Bulgarian Aquarian who happens to be a vegetarian. Foxy may have exiled the mean streets of Bulgaria in favor of Glasgow, but while you can take the boy out of Bulgaria, you can't take Bulgaria out of the boy.
"I'd like to see him face up to me on a night out in Scotland." - Amnesia_
The Bulgarian contrarian. From scamming men like LittleBrother123 and Vlad21 into falling in love with him and buying him stuff to downing sour yogurt, big Kat is a prime example of the Bulgarian dream. The first Tengager to put Bulgaria on the map and a true Balkan legend.
"KatarinaDuCouteau? I'd be better off with Henry David Thoreau!" - Christian_
Post ya name and I'll tell you if we'd party together/what we'd do/what we'd t*ke
*I'LL COMPLETE ALL*
koolness234 - Heh, yeah we would! ✋ We would drink copious amounts of alcohol over a good bit of banter then proceed to hit the clubs where we'd successfully wing man for one another
Delete2544 - 👎
gabrieltrezza - You look young, your idea of a party is prolly playing pass the parcel and musical chairs which isn't really my thing
Bambino - We'd get lit to Nickelback
Blitszims - We would go out in London and rail lines bought from notorious drug lord Bellend Esteban then dance, drink, and troll people together
christossss - Yeah considering you come from a rich ass family you should fund a yacht party for us
boicam77 - We'd get high and have a nerf gun fight
JourdanBabyXoXo - WTF sorry you're only like 15 I would call your parents to come pick you up
2388 - I wouldn't supply any substances to a youngun but we could go to a Challenge reunion together
pinkiepie512 - Yeah we'd go on a legendary bar crawl, take diff shots every time, and put our well built legs to use on the dance floor. I feel like you'd be 10x less innocent after a night out with me
koolcoop - UR MY BRO BUT UR 10 YEARS OLD THE ONLY PARTY YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT IS PETER PICKLER'S PIZZA PARTY AT CHUCK E CHEESE
bryce - Yeah we'll down half a bottle of pills
EmmaM - Yeah once you bought my plane ticket we'd get Chipotle, play drinking games (me drinking 2x whatever you drink obv) then enact a non-violent revenge scheme against your ex involving a whoopee cushion or itching powder or something like a couple of mischief makers
EmzThorne - We'd get high together then troll everyone who can't wrap their heads around our sense our humor
SharonMaItems - Yeah we'd steal people's girls just like you steal PNGs
Cheeseman2468 - Yeah bro we'd get fucked up on ketamine then start philosophically questioning whether you're actually a man made of cheese
Nightcore - No.
Streamxx - LMAO yeah we'd hit up all the best clubs in Liverpool and tell people we're part of a duo called Macklemore and Kaya Lewis to pull. Then probably end up fighting some random scallies who started on us before treating ourselves to a nice kebab
Zinger - We'd get a Zinger® burger from KFC after a nite out
MJFJUNE - Maybe we would, hehe
MarieEve - Yeah get a babysitter and I'll take you for a night on the town in Montreal
eliserose - Hey cutie, we'd have a couple drinks then I'd press you up against the wall and make out with you rough before we took ecstasy together and let our instincts take over as we ripped each others' clothes off and went 13 rounds till we were too exhausted to move. If you thought your panties were soaked before then hoo girl!
bigdizzleyomama - Yeah bro Mario Party
Absol - Yea I'm sure we'd get along like a couple of surprised Pikachus in a Pokeball
BrunoMiguel - Yeah we'd get plastered in Portugal
BrittBritt - I'd take you out in ya crocs drinking in Nawlins and show you just how fun Mardi Gras can be 😉
scooby0000 - We'd chase villains in the Mystery Machine
sprtsgy1989 - We'd drink and watch sprts
RoseMaria - No.
Clayton - Yeah we'd hit the bars and have a competition to see who could down a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea faster
iiGalaxyii - We'd have a few ales together on the park on a breezy Springtime day
Slice - We'd inhale laughing gas repeatedly and act like a couple of mentalists then wash it down with some Advocaat
Bluejay7622 - Yeah I think we would have a top bromance taking over house parties, knocking back drinks, and beating people at beer pong
immaxyman - Give me a sign
mrkkkkyle - Hell yeah me you and Jess would get trollied
Anas - We'd meet at Toys 'R' Us where you'd recognize me from my shiny reflective sweater vest, then we'd have a few pres and go out to a gay club in Sheffield where I'd get you in with a nice lad while I kept his hot female friend occupied
Birks4444 - We'd eat mad Indian food then get fucked up on Mango Lassi rum cocktails
GrrrImABear - We'd get very high then make some wacky music together like a low budget Alt-J
1001games - ROFL yeah we'd get drunk and do Jessica Simpson karaoke
austino15fffan - We'd play shot roulette then find the nearest bar and raise hell
Jenna2010 - Yeah I know what a wild girl you are we'd definitely get drunk then snort heaps of cocaine before winding down with a hefty joint
adeleadele - No ur only little
lexeyjane - We'd get high on premium Canadian weed while giving each other blowbacks then have a pole dancing competition in your basement and watch some Netflix
Brayden_ - You don't seem like the going out type so I'd get high while you got monged out on heroin then we'd listen to obscure indie tracks
zachbbs - Sure thing bbs
Amnesia_ - Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999
RaverKid - Yeah buddy we'd get messed up and go to a rave
varlto - Yeah you can show me how they party in Spain
Guigi - Yeah you're probably right so nah
aria_grande - You're too young for all tha
PrinceVans - We'd do a tour of the UK and go out on the pull in all the major cities
Minie - A party down on the exotic beaches of Sri Lanka complete with Blackforest Gateau from Tescos
JustMe - We'd have a few good honest drinks while listening to GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED and Aerosmith's greatest hits then we'd ramp things up with some drinking games then reminisce on all our funny memories before finally doing what we shoulda done 9 years ago
Evaa1996 - I'd take you out to the club so I could lift and spin your hot lil bod around on the dancefloor Dirty Dancing style. Then we'd go back home and enjoy a few cheeky glasses of wine and a movie before I helped you relieve all that built up stress from your busy school year.
DaddyDev - Y'know what Dev? I think we just might ;) hehe
Chic - LMAO sure I feel like you would be a right laugh on a nite out in Bristol
M_Davis1998 - Big Micky Davis (Y) I'm sure we would pal
JasonXtreme - Yeah dude you're fuckin XTREME 😈😈😈😈😈 i would have to bring my a-game to keep up
Lockie - ROFL when I saw you comment the other day I thought you might've fallen victim to the hackers but it seems like you're the genuine artifact 😎 we'd get high/drunk and have a THROWBACK night complete with PATD tunes and other 00s classics
BBLover96 - Maybe let me ask my mom if i'm allowed out
TheSexiestDude990 - We'd have a kickback complete with plenty of drink, weed, Super Smash Bros and Mario Kart
SAWCHUK55 - Y'know I'd like to check out the clubs in Canada but we probably wouldn't even get out the house before instinct took over and we grabbed each other's bodies, made out, then fucked in every position in every part of the house. Then maybe a cheeky line off ur fine ass
Despite being 95% virgins, Tengaged can be a pretty se%ual place. And while we get plenty of kerfuffles over nudes and sexts, every now and then we get a real Tengaged sex scandal when people do the d*rty in person and shit hits the blogs page. Here are Tengaged's Top 5 Sex Scandals through the ages.
What started as me keeping Jess company for a couple of days in Manchester culminated in me fucking her against the window, fingering her in the back of a club and getting her so worked up in the shower she literally snapped the showerhead in half and flooded the hotel bathroom.
The only problem was she was dating Chilltownbb7 (eskimo bros 👊) at the time and Aquamarine was telling him his bae was busy getting banged by bnglby in Britain. He was right, but we kept it on the DL for 6 months till they broke up so it wasn't too scandalous.
"I'm really jealous. I am. I wish I was up in her guts for 15 minutes. I'd eat her pussy up like lasagna and give it a good, wet knocking for both of our satisfaction. I hope you get to hit it again, mate. fuck her right in the pussy. let her know whatsup." - CutieAmy
"This gave me a b0ner" - Danger
MontyBurns (fka vatcheabs) always presented himself as a thirsty straight fellow who would come up with all kinds of Dick Dastardly schemes to see a pair of titties (e.g. pretending he was making a TG tit collage), so you can imagine Tengaged's shock when dannyjr exposed him for meeting and b*ttoming for him!
I don't think many people on Tengaged even knew about this until JLF popped up with a blog saying-
"mrkkkkyle is cute as fuck and I was into him
He had a tight hole that loved my tongue on it for hours
I made him cum 3-5 times a day when we were together, one time I only had to blow him for 30 seconds to make him bust. You sure weren’t “drugged” when you were clenching the pillows moaning in my bed for me to not stop.."
Who says Tengaged romance is dead?
"I feel the same way about CharlieBibi." - Dash
"I wish someone would talk about me the way Jamie talks about Kyle's tight hole." - titoburitto
AFD claimed to be straight, but that went out the window pretty fast when he caught himself face-to-face with Corey's p*nis. Everyone heard about every little detail of this meetup from the blowjobs to Mark stranding Corey on a beach, mainly because Corey plastered it across the blogs page daily.
In an even more bizarre twist, after still claiming he's straight and has no interest in Corey, AFD met coreyants AGAIN in a hotel room for a bang session. Definitely one of Tengaged's most scandalous meetups.
"I don't blame Mark for stranding him on the beach." - Etienne
"I bet my meet up with Corey will be even more scandalous ;)" - KrisStory
In one of the most attractive pairings in Tengaged history, Tina Beena and Melissa Sinclair got together back in the days and even moved in together. However, the lesb*an sex wasn't enough as Melissa allegedly infested Tina's house with lice, dirty underwear, and a foul odor.
Tina soon kicked Mel out and got back at her by burning her panties on a Tengaged vlog before making out with Cleetus the Slackjawed Yokel. A truly legendary Tengaged trainwreck that no one needed to see, yet nobody could look away.
"Imagine if aliens researched earth and this was the first video they saw" - lemonface
"I'd invite her to a bonfire any day!" - Insanity
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