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Top 5 SAWCHUK55 Things
Jun 5, 2019
- Alright, since you've written me about 5 dedication blogs and I lost a bet I *GUESS* I owe you one SAWCHUK55. Not really into big sappy messages though so, instead, here are my Top 5 Jadine Things 😏
5. Her Monopoly Skills
Let me tell ya boys, nothing gets me going like a girl that can play Monopoly! *WHEW*
Even though she might go bankrupt every now and then and, yeah, sure, she loses to Computer_3 a lot, but Jadine sure knows her way round the Monopoly board.
"I could beat her at Monopoly with a blindfold on." - christossss
4. Her Blonde Moments
Scientific studies show that blondes are 8 times dumber than the average person, and being a natural blonde, Jadine has her fair share of dopey moments.
My personal fave is a toss up between the time she thought she could drive over the sea to London in 30 hours (she was looking at London, Ontario) and the time she asked if Scooby Doo has a British accent when it airs in the UK.
"One time she asked me why Chicken of the Sea tastes like Tuna." - smuguy2012
3. Her Sense of Humor
Being a cheeky, sarcastic British bloke, I'm really not into people who take things too seriously or simply don't have a sense of hoomer.
Luckily, Jadine can take me teasing her for saying "beeb" and "swerds" all day long and we always have a good hearty chuccle at all the entertaining chat logs and silly salmon slappers that come our way.
"Love it when my wifey hits me with a HAHHHAHAHAAH xx" - Blitszims
2. Dat A$$
If there's one thing I really respect in a woman, it's a nice, firm, well-rounded a$$. And suffice it to say, all those squats have paid off for Jadine.
She's definitely packing a thick, juicy organic peach in those pantaloons and I as hell will be grabbing her by her hair from behind and spanking her till her ass turns purple.
"Is she a baker? Because she's packing some CAKE!" - Guigi
1. Loyalty and Obedience
One of the best things you can find in a person is loyalty. Jadine's a lass who says what she means and means what she says, no bullsh!t.
Plus she's obedient. The typa girl who says "sorry daddy" whenever I catch her stepping out of line. Good girl. Will definitely be bossing her around the bedroom soon enough.
"Jadine is the most loyal girl on the site PERIODT." - DaddyDev
If any of her friends have anything to add, go ahead 👍 Colter Eilish Bambino winner132 EmzThorne EliOrtiz1234 Yonaka MarieEve
🚨PYN🚨 For a UNIQUE Compliment
Jun 3, 2019
- EDIT: i'm updating everyone promise
98% of PYNs are all "you're nice" and "we should talk more :P LAWLZ" so post ya name and I'll try to give you a *UNIQUE* compliment you don't hear every day. If you still get something generic that's prolly your fault for having a generic-ass personality init.
nmh95 - Big Nath 👍 you're 99% more level-headed than the average Tengager and I'm gonna need your Leg Day routine
mbarnish1 - Y'know what Barney Boy? I've never seen anyone else be able to remove 14 pages of friends and add them all back within 24 hours... TWO separate times. It's like a weird superpower
lexeyjane - You're an outlandish specimen for sure but you own your weirdness and take being made fun of like a champ
PrinceVans - holy shoot are you for real? Although most people see you as a wacky troll you're a very genuine and real m8 who always shows your loyalty. Like a little brother *pats your back*
unkown - You've had one of the best character developments from nerd who throws temper tantrums over Tengaged to a good lad with a sense of humor who got his life in order, proud of you Patty
boicam77 - Your jigsaw tat is a sick idea and suits you really well
Electric - The fact you were in a game with all the people who have hundreds of multis and smoked them by massive % margins shows extreme dedication to your craft 😎 you're like a secret boss in a video game
Amnesia_ - Even when you take some slacc you always have nice thangs to say about people and keep ya head up. You may be called Amnesia, but I'll never forget you.
adamgrant - Literally second to none at baking Rhubarb Pie and even though some people would love to try and take the crown off you, you simply get better instead of stagnating and getting complacent
MarieTori - With a name like MarieTori you'd expect you to be some kinda fairy godmother but you're a real no-nonsense, upfront lad who deals with things head-on without drama.
Acceptthis - Magnífico Spanish teacher and quality representative for Murcia
FireX - A real badass name sounds like a new iPhone model
SAWCHUK55 - Doesn't matter how much you go through or how much sh!t you put up with, you never victimize yaself, always see the good in people and always put others first. Also your body's so hot I'm literally gonna bend you into a pretzel and fuck you silly till my cum is dripping outta you. You'll need to change your name to SORECHUK55.
JustMe - A truly endlessly loyal girl who would probably throw herself into a ring of fire or make out with mrpeeps if it somehow meant saving her friends. Also someone I can laugh with about inside jokes from 10 years ago hehe ;)
Bluejay7622 - More straight than most of the straight boys on the site even though you love a cheeky portion of penis.
HaliFord - You're like a dog with a bone that chases his dreams non-stop. Whether it's becoming an artist or getting a bicep pic, you'll never give up trying no matter how bleak the outlook is.
iYBF - You always give it 💯 whether it's a relationship, a Skype game or your haircare routine
astone929 - Full of entertainment, even your jealous outbursts give me a good chortle
purplebb4 - Master of GIFs and you proudly and valiantly rep your religion even on a site prone to geeks making edgy comments
ZforZombie - Your name taught me a lot about the alphabet
RavenWhiteFeather - One of the best profiles on the site and a name like some kind of medieval warrior
CheapCheep - Unique sense of humor which a lot of Tengagers either don't get or don't appreciate enough 8-) also a dude who can chuccle at his past of being a fedora-wearing shop snatcher
pinkiepie512 - You sure can type up a storm WHEW I bet you kill it at college essays
LivvieBoo12 - The only thing bigger than your feet is your heart. Also never seen someone juggle so many personalities
Brayden_ - Persistent. You'll post the same blogs in rotation for years even if people don't pay much attention. Keep on keeping on soldier
Birks4444 - A real ball of positivity, like a soft fluffy Peshwari naan
FireWolf - GUNTHER THE GUNSLINGER (flex) you always put out top quality PYNs and AskMes which you deserve more props more
Teddybear - Deceptively big natural titties and a fun personality to match
YogscastBigbrother21 - Your name sounds like a game site from the 1990s
jakehou - THE HOUSTON CHRISTIAN WARRIOR everyone knows you snort pussy for breakfast
paul028 - One of the best reps for Norn Iron on Tengaged, you always have good blog ideas and really put the work in. Even when you did ya 2 words and a rate all people did was badger you to do their's but you never asked for anything in return. Top respect my man.
JonMcGillis - You're an absolute, complete and utter McGillis and no one can even attempt to deny it. A quirky guy who always has something intriguing to say.
AmandaBynes - The Amanda Show was my fave show when I was 10
jjvawesomeness0511 - A man everyone can respect for his baller username, his love for Pugs, and the fact he says "heccin"
abrogated - Your troll blogs always give me a chuckle and your dedication blogs to ya friends are always very nice and genuine, definitely the best Dru on the site.
SharonMaItems - Aside from the fact you get mad PNGs, you have a knack for keeping things light and entertaining and don't take TG drama seriously 8-)
JasonXtreme - You're the master of Toronto slang my dude I need to take some lessons from you my guy plus you seem like a positive no-nonsense fella my man
Chic - A respectable career woman
Blitszims - One of the best people for cheeky British banter, you always come in clutch with react emojis and while many people on TG talk sh!t on the sly I think you say even nicer things behind people's backs
PureEssence - My fave lil geek. Even though your handwriting sucks without crayons, I've always appreciated the fact that you're totally open and genuine with your opinions- you show a lotta love to your friends and even when you have negative opinions on people you say it in a pure 😎 graceful 😎 way. Proud to call you my Pure Essence friend.
PrincessTeePee - We may only have a couple convos a year, but at least they're quality convos 👍
sprtsgy1989 - You're an unapologetically unconventional fella. You've established your own brand of humor and personality on here which no one could ever imitate
PaulaDeen - You're the queen on the scene, PaulaDeen. You're always bubbly and pump out all kindsa comedic banter.
Arris - A real OG. You get bitches, you get money, and you get free movie tickets.
immaxyman - Give me a sign
Adam94 - I always forget you're Dane_Williams till I see your profile LMAO but you always gave really insightful comments and opinions and I reckon you should blog more IMO
Jujubee - You're a great relic of 2009 Tengaged when everyone had their own unique colorful personalities instead of 500 people who repeated the same stock catchphrases. Issa shame we never crossed paths back in the day but I'm glad we started bantering after you support me in stars
Dash - A real go-getter. The Wolf of Edmonton's equivalent to Wall Street. Also a chill, social dude who would be cool to hang out with- rare by Tengaged standards.
jojoimpax - Your name reminds me of Mojo Jojo 👍
Jenna2010 - You're a good Christian woman who always stands by her morals
adeleadele - You've come up from the days you used to freak out and fight people, now you just fight against your personal struggles and it's clear there's been a positive change. Keep at it and ignore the negativity, rooting for u 👍
cotbey - You seem like the kind of guy who just exudes knowledge when it comes to different forms of tapestry
noobsmoke13 - Your profile is baller, being a journalist and fighting against government corruption is often a thankless and risky job so it takes a lotta balls to take that on as a career. Top respect.
Saiki - You're a fat fruity fuck ^_______^ but at least we can rip into each other and still be m8s at the end of the day
Allison - Working in r*al estate is a baller career and you're a personable social fella in general. It always makes me chuccle when people try to bring up shit about your career or life over petty TG arguments cuz they don't know you're killin' it
Magix - I used to use MAGIX Movie Editor Pro
EmzThorne - Your troll blogs are the Fresh Prince of Hilair, especially when people take them dead seriously and start getting flustered over it. Always enjoy your brand of humor
SeongWoo - The K-Pop Expert of Tengaged.
Zuelke - Severe levels of uniqueness and individuality. No one else would take a drag race pic wearing smiley face briefs as a dress. Hope you take off on Twitch- you're def more entertaining than the average g*ming content creator
thekendyldiaries - Even though you only get about 20 views a video, that doesn't stop you from grinding out content for the humble community. Top respect.
Gaius - The original multi-creator with a whole armada of wacky usernames
Minniemax - A fuckin' animal when it comes to pumping out AskMe questions and GIFs
RaverKid - From 13 year old bad boy to a real chill dude 8-) enjoy our chats and banter brother
ShayyBayy - Always have great memories of winding you up and making you flip out over the most mundane things. But you're actually pretty sound and down to earth even though you're a bit crazy init
Insanity - Absolute INSANITY 🤪 someone who always brings back fond memories for me and a charismatic bureaucratic.
Munchies - A golden example of B R A S I L
AustinRules6969 - Whenever I've seen you your face just emanates happiness and joy, you're like the human equivalent of a potato smiley face
captainzacsparrow - You always turn negatives into positives and I bet you make a mean toastie
IceBeast - No one can ever catch you off your hair game, you always have the freshest fades
spikedcurley - You're the type of dude who would see someone on the street who forgot to wear a jacket or hoodie out in the rain and give them an on-the-spot, passionate, detailed pep talk to perk their spirits and get them through the day
Thumper91 - You always make like 5 PYN Opinion blogs a week purely cuz you never run out of nice things to say about people
zachbbs - Some people have beef with you but the way I've always seen it is you're an UPFRONT guy who's real for better or worse- good to his m8s and stern to his enemies. A real good loyal fella to have as a friend
countrysavage - ur a fuckin savage dude
👩⚕️ Tengaged's Top 5 Doctors 👨⚕️
May 30, 2019
- Let's be honest- Tengaged isn't the healthiest community. Between the obesity, mental breakdowns, and anal prolapses, the people here definitely need a little help sometimes. Fortunately, there are a good few doctors on Tengaged to help out- here are the top five.
Dr. Steve is the kind of overenthusiastic dentist who will shout "MEEP!" when he's looking down ya gullet and offers everyone a Dora the Explorer sticker after a check-up. Still, no one can deny that he sure can doctor his way around a set of gnashers.
"We'll see how good of a dentist he is when I knock his teeth out." - EyooMarcus
"God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Dr. Steve." - chibideidara
Olivia started out as a witch doctor in the swamplands of Cymru and soon became a wholeass doctor. She might be too busy giving check-ups to check up on Tengaged, but I'm proud of her.
"The best doctor since Dr. Dre." - SmoothStalker12
"She has a huge smile on her face as she prepares for the operation. "This is the best part of the medical profession," she says, "not only do you get to slice people and put them in extreme pain, you get paid a ton of money to do it! What could be better than that?"" - Thirteen
You don't mess with the Rohan. On many an occasion this Asian sensation has helped patients with everything from euthanasia to microdermabrasion. A top stars player and a top doctor, top respect.
"Is he a doctor? Cuz I'd like him to check me out!" - SweetBlossomrose1
"MattyBB9? More like FattyBB9!" - obscurity
Alright, Becca might struggle to operate a microwave and can barely handle a cup of Coca Cola. But for all the times I've mocked'er, she's still a good doctor. An accomplished medical professional and researcher who's helped many people in her time.
"I haven't seen doctoring this bad since KingMac doctored his pictures in Photoshop." - Dash
"I'd let her give me a prostate exam!" - Scononduders
He might live in the middle of nowhere, but this Srbski doctor is the best medical professional on Tengaged. Known for helping GiGi10 with his failed lip injections and tofutime with his ingrown hairs, Admir is the typa dude to offer up top-quality medical advice just cuz he's a good man and a good doctor.
"Doctor, doctor, give me the news, I've got a bad case of lovin' you!" - Natepresnell
"The Doctor McDreamy of Tengaged." - Lemjam6
TOP RESPECT to the other doctors, nurses, and medical professionals of Tengaged such as BrainJak, JamesM, MarieTori, DrAcarys, DrAcomalfoy and of course drb00m.
May 3, 2019
- Look at this poor lil fella breaking his laptop and punching holes in the wall cuz I talked to his ex-internet-girlfriend LMFAO
I could lift SAWCHUK55 up against the wall with one hand and fuck her while swatting you off like a fly with the other hand and there isn't a damn thing you could do about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
🚨 URGENT 🚨
May 2, 2019
- CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BABYSIT FOR SAWCHUK55 SO I CAN TALK DIRTY TO HER ON CALL WITHOUT HER KIDS COMING IN THE ROOM AND INTERRUPTING 😡😡😡
[PIC] I love my friends 😍
Apr 29, 2019
- Shoutout to the ppl this applies to hehe