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Top 5 Funniest Things About Snap Streaks

2ndOct 7, 2018 by BengalBoy
imageWe all love a good Snap Streak don't we? However, it's come to my attention some Tengagers are doing it all wrong. Here are some of the funniest things about Snap Streaks I'm sure we can all relate to ;) hehe.

5. List Of Streaks

Everytime I see someone blogging to brag about their list of streaks I'm expecting a series of tirades of them stripping across football stadiums and public events. You can imagine my disappointment when they're just listing the 30 randomers they snap with on Tengaged!

This is redundant for two reasons. For one, your streaks are already listed out right there on the app homie, you don't need to type them into an Excel Spreadsheet just to let Tengaged know the numbers are 7 higher than last week's blog. Secondly, no one cares.

"thanks for the update bengal  was wondering how your streaks were doing" - SurvivorFreak13

4. Don't Break My Streak, My Achy Breaky Streak

Sometimes you'll have a day where you're too busy painting your toenails or rearranging your Pokemon card collection to send out a Snap of you lookin' like a cartoon dog. But be careful- some Snappers DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL :@!

Tengaged friendships have been torn at the seams from broken Snap streaks- just ask saraj10 about the time cops showed up to her door cuz she was too hungover to keep her streak with Aquamarine.

"if u break our streak youll break my heart" - anthousai

3. Eat, Sleep, Keep The Streak

There's no harm in keeping up with your streaks, but some people take it *A BIV* too far. Most of us will let a streak go if we're busy or can't use the net. Others will go to any lengths to protect their beloved streaks.

I've seen people who appoint their friends as Streak Managers or call their emergency contact when they're unable to keep their streaks. For some, a streak simply cannot be lost.

"I'll never forget the time tofutime paid me to keep his streaks when his parents grounded him from the internet!" - AllieBoBallie

2. The Phantom Streaker

While some would snap 100 people a day just to feed their autistic fixation with numbers and emojis on their friends list, I'm the typa guy to fk a streak off if we haven't had a remotely interesting interaction in half a year.

But some streaks are hard to escape. Like a bad Lifetime psych thriller, some people will condemn you to daily Snaps even though you haven't responded to them in 2 months. Whether they missed the Story function or just really crave that extra Streak, I'll never know.

"The only streaks I want are some streaks of bacon!" - jenzie

1. An Empty Streak

We all have the odd day where you can't be f****d (fucked) to put your guyliner and manscara on and take a selfie, but by far the most annoying people on SnapChat are the ones who send 365 pics in a row of their bedroom wall or a blank screen saying "STREAKS xD".

Even on off days I'll at least send a pic of my dogs or a cheeky guitar clip. If your life is really that boring that all you have to send is bedroom wall pics like some kind of Dulux spam email list, why are you even asking for streaks in the first place?

"An empty streak is better than no streak at all." - GrrrImABear

Comments

me "I'm the typa guy to fk a streak off if we haven't had a remotely interesting interaction in half a year."
Sent by Castings,Oct 7, 2018
Literally me xD
Sent by BengalBoy,Oct 7, 2018
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Sent by purplebb4,Oct 7, 2018
Just looked out my window and saw someone streaking and snapping at the same time. They have a tiny dick too.
Sent by Marktint_1,Oct 7, 2018
Oof
Sent by Macda27,Oct 7, 2018
I have several like #1. Just the word "streaks" or a red S. Or just a plain black screen so I have to replay it to make sure the snap actually loaded properly.
Sent by Thirteen,Oct 7, 2018
thirteen LMFAO init i always think my phone glitched when i get the black screen
Sent by BengalBoy,Oct 7, 2018
Tea that was a direct quote btw
Sent by AllieBoBallie,Oct 7, 2018
#1 is me because i look like an expired frog
Sent by Memphis_Grizzlies,Oct 7, 2018
We all have the odd day where you can't be f****d (fucked) to put your guyliner and manscara on and take a selfie, but by far the most annoying people on SnapChat are the ones who send 365 pics in a row of their bedroom wall or a blank screen saying "STREAKS xD".

ethan000 lalisa
Sent by Christian_,Oct 7, 2018
Me when I'm #5 and #1
Sent by Paige54,Oct 7, 2018
I think my streaks are all morning times now, and I send them on my way to class. So sometimes it just a building or something.

So number 1 is true!
Sent by GrrrImABear,Oct 7, 2018
I don't speak Snapchat so I'm just going to nod and walk away slowly.
Sent by Yoshitomi,Oct 8, 2018
f****d (fucked)
Sent by woeisme,Oct 8, 2018
arris take notes @ 1st one
Sent by Admir,Oct 8, 2018
LMAO wow I am not sending blank streaks wtf Admir
Sent by Arris,Oct 8, 2018
+
Sent by Adee7,Oct 8, 2018
I downloaded it once but I didn’t know how to use it so I deleted it :L
Sent by Blitszims,Oct 8, 2018
I have snap but I hate snap
Sent by BigMamaT,Oct 8, 2018
What would you rather, a pic of my ugly mug in bed? 🤣
Sent by PrincessTeePee,Oct 8, 2018
whats a snap streak?
Sent by bibbles,Oct 8, 2018
Getting harassed to keep my streaks when all the other person sends is a black screen every day is my favourite part of the day
Sent by GiGi10,Oct 8, 2018
Only you would come up with this blog Bengalboy!
Sent by Diva1,Oct 8, 2018
Only you would come up with this blog Bengalboy!
Sent by Irelia,Oct 8, 2018
ur sad for having streaks BengalBoy
Sent by LoveLife,Oct 8, 2018
some people will condemn you to daily Snaps even though you haven't responded to them in 2 months. Whether they missed the Story function or just really crave that extra Streak, I'll never know.

i do this because i get too lazy to take them off my list, examples include greenranger8 and jarbearftw, pretty sure ive been sending billy streaks for like half a year now instead of going through the effort of changing his name oops
Sent by ashszoke,Oct 8, 2018
icebeast
Sent by tpidude73,Oct 8, 2018

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