We all love a good Snap Streak don't we? However, it's come to my attention some Tengagers are doing it all wrong. Here are some of the funniest things about Snap Streaks I'm sure we can all relate to ;) hehe.
5. List Of Streaks
Everytime I see someone blogging to brag about their list of streaks I'm expecting a series of tirades of them stripping across football stadiums and public events. You can imagine my disappointment when they're just listing the 30 randomers they snap with on Tengaged!
This is redundant for two reasons. For one, your streaks are already listed out right there on the app homie, you don't need to type them into an Excel Spreadsheet just to let Tengaged know the numbers are 7 higher than last week's blog. Secondly, no one cares.
"thanks for the update bengal was wondering how your streaks were doing" - SurvivorFreak13
4. Don't Break My Streak, My Achy Breaky Streak
Sometimes you'll have a day where you're too busy painting your toenails or rearranging your Pokemon card collection to send out a Snap of you lookin' like a cartoon dog. But be careful- some Snappers DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL :@!
Tengaged friendships have been torn at the seams from broken Snap streaks- just ask saraj10 about the time cops showed up to her door cuz she was too hungover to keep her streak with Aquamarine.
"if u break our streak youll break my heart" - anthousai
3. Eat, Sleep, Keep The Streak
There's no harm in keeping up with your streaks, but some people take it *A BIV* too far. Most of us will let a streak go if we're busy or can't use the net. Others will go to any lengths to protect their beloved streaks.
I've seen people who appoint their friends as Streak Managers or call their emergency contact when they're unable to keep their streaks. For some, a streak simply cannot be lost.
"I'll never forget the time tofutime paid me to keep his streaks when his parents grounded him from the internet!" - AllieBoBallie
2. The Phantom Streaker
While some would snap 100 people a day just to feed their autistic fixation with numbers and emojis on their friends list, I'm the typa guy to fk a streak off if we haven't had a remotely interesting interaction in half a year.
But some streaks are hard to escape. Like a bad Lifetime psych thriller, some people will condemn you to daily Snaps even though you haven't responded to them in 2 months. Whether they missed the Story function or just really crave that extra Streak, I'll never know.
"The only streaks I want are some streaks of bacon!" - jenzie
1. An Empty Streak
We all have the odd day where you can't be f****d (fucked) to put your guyliner and manscara on and take a selfie, but by far the most annoying people on SnapChat are the ones who send 365 pics in a row of their bedroom wall or a blank screen saying "STREAKS xD".
Even on off days I'll at least send a pic of my dogs or a cheeky guitar clip. If your life is really that boring that all you have to send is bedroom wall pics like some kind of Dulux spam email list, why are you even asking for streaks in the first place?
"An empty streak is better than no streak at all." - GrrrImABear
Comments
me "I'm the typa guy to fk a streak off if we haven't had a remotely interesting interaction in half a year."
I have several like #1. Just the word "streaks" or a red S. Or just a plain black screen so I have to replay it to make sure the snap actually loaded properly.
We all have the odd day where you can't be f****d (fucked) to put your guyliner and manscara on and take a selfie, but by far the most annoying people on SnapChat are the ones who send 365 pics in a row of their bedroom wall or a blank screen saying "STREAKS xD".
some people will condemn you to daily Snaps even though you haven't responded to them in 2 months. Whether they missed the Story function or just really crave that extra Streak, I'll never know.
i do this because i get too lazy to take them off my list, examples include greenranger8 and jarbearftw, pretty sure ive been sending billy streaks for like half a year now instead of going through the effort of changing his name oops