PYN - FUCK MARRY KILL OR DO SOMETHING ELSE
3rdMay 26, 2017 by
BengalBoy
Post your name and I'll tell you if I'd fuck you, marry you, kill you, or do something else
bigbrotherdonny - i'd tell you to back off bozo
emmett4 - i'd match the colour of my tie with yours but that's as far as we're going
nikki101 - i'd ride you into the sunset like a bodyboard
dakotacoons - i'd give you a tickle on the chin and tell you you're a good pal
lamia - i'd take you out for a kebab but strictly in a platonic context
danny12 - i'd take you to the cashiers at walmart so they could announce there's a child missing their parents
manniboi - i'd ruffle your hair and thank you for always being a good sport
semajdude - lmao i'd punch you in the face
tofutime - i'd marry you purely so i could go on sick expensive ski trips and holidays with your wealthy family then ditch you for random american girls on tinder but in between i could play frookies with you or something to make it fair
girllover101 - kill
druhhbby2 - i'd make you my slave again
imthtawesom - i'd boop you on the nose and tell you you're a nice lil fella
eliserose - i'd pat you on the head and tell you "run along now, little one!" until you turned 18
christianexodia - i'd call your parents to come pick you up
mexus - i fink we wud go for dinner
baconbae - my number 1 bro we could do bro things like go to the arcade and play the basketball machine and dance dance revolution
useamint - kill (but nothing personal)
carlo_costly - we could play ping pong
wwemrpeeps - shake your hand
zachbbs - give you a noogie
carriexoxo24xo - kick you in the face
scooby0000 - i dunno man ask me another time
aria_grande - give you a fistbump
minie - marry you and live an idyllic life playing volrac games with eachother under the warm sri lankan sunset
hujain - kill
dj4460 - give you a fist bump (maybe a chest bump)
owlb0ned - f_ck you again but i'll bring the handcuffs and a blindfold this time
m7md26 - play rock paper scissors with you
yogscastbigbrother21 - pat you on the back
taybear17 - kill you so you stopped making those gaya$$ noises like EEEEK and OOOP ur like a broken furby
allieboballie - we could have wild se% then curl up in bed and watch some parks and rec
rebelman2227 - stop fuckin messagin me u fuckin stalker,,,,uuummm young man r u gay,,,do u like boys,,,,,bitch i am straight(lol,,,rockin xl's design)go find a fuckin booty partner,,, u got me all fucked up bitch!!remember i am fuckin pounds!!!(lol,,miss my bro danvandam)
petro - i'd wave at you if i passed you on the street maybe
ivan1234 - i'd give you a solid thumps up
coreyants - kill
cotbey - i'd give you a nod of recognition if we passed in the hallway
rawritsnick - we'd have a drink together but it wouldn't go any further than that
jdog - we'd play hungry hungry hippos
joseline - i'll murder that pussy alright (highfive)
randori - we'd play a frooks together
acosta1539 - i dunno man this is too much pressure
_tanner - i'd give you an autograph then help you find your way back to your parents
c00ldude1000 - prolly nothing
lionsden121 - kill.. in csgo hahaha
willie_ - not into all that
justme - i'd help you relieve those 7 years of sexual frustration in a week long, non-stop, no holds barred session
dane_williams - why are you even posting man wtf
moonfelar - marry. jk haha
tboss - we could bake a cake together
spiderboom - we can marry, move to nanaimo and spend the rest of our days making sweet sweet love and playing overwatch together
cococolin122 - i might give you my snap if i was feeling generous
austino15fffan - i'd give you an affectionate pat on the shoulder
tarag - we could have fun in the bedroom
teddybear - i'd take you to bed and spend hours reminding you why you'll never go fully lesbian
greenranger8 - kill i prefer the yellow ranger
titoburitto - i'd say hello to you
evaa1996 - are you the hot canadian eva? cuz if so i'd take you for a full 13 rounds in the bedroom and make sure you dreamt about the experience for the rest of your life
roshy - kill in hunger games
kindlycruel1 - i'd probably play you at pool or something
rosemaria - i'd give you a solid fist bump
robinhood99 - kill
mooohades - i'd make you a cup of tea
robbster1313 - kill you with kindness
eoin - kill
queenisha - give you a heart balloon
aes222aes - i'd tell you to beat it buster
vansreborn - we'd have a drink n play a game of FIFA 98
thirteen - we could try and watch an old horror movie together but i'd probably get creeped out midway and pretend i got a call from my parents to go home
steven999 - kill
etaco75 - we'd have a joint together
mitchkid64 - kill
chemicalali - i fink we wud go for a steak
christossss - i'd play you at mario kart
bambinoswag - give u a nipple cripple
jujubee - kill
joe1110 - i'd share my mcnuggets with u
phenomanimal - i'd clink my glass against urs and say cheers
rebecca_ - i'd play a game of duck duck goose with u
sexybanana - i'd stay well away ur about 10 yrs old
darriusdabest - we could go to the park and feed ducks together
lafiercebrittany2 - kill not into all that
rawr25 - im legit losing a spam war and ive been spamming all day and ill ask is for you to plus it takes fucking 5 seconds of ur day and u cant even do that like please dont speak to me ever again it takes fucking days of work to spam but u obviously dont give a fuck so whatever its fine bye cunt -
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