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♣ VLOGWATCH Edition 20 ♣

1stJan 30, 2016 by BengalBoy
imageA recap of all the insanity on the vlogs page this week.

owlb0ned


In this vlog b0ned goes through a few cheeky questions and requests. From showing some wacky Snapchat effects to downing a beer to talking about giving a blowie in the cinema, there's something for everyone here!

I give this vlog a *6/10*! It was a bit short and not a whole lot happened, but Jess is just having some good old fun and laughter and you gotta appreciate that. Haven't seen her this perked up since she broke the showerhead in Manchester!

"Would have been better as a SLOG." - DiamondsArentForever
"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" - BostonRob_
"cool" - temponeptune

Rocker917


After Jinxh accused Rocker of flirting with DaniD, it became one of life's biggest questions. How did the universe come to exist? Where do we go when we die? And did Rocker really hit on little Dani? Thankfully, it didn't take Billy long to make this important PSA and clear up the issue: he did mack on her.

Gr8 vlog m8, I appreci8 and r8 8/8. This was the issue everyone was talking about- TMZ jumped on the scoop as soon as it was out and Perez Hilton reblogged Rocker's vlog moments after he posted it. It was truly the topic on everyone's mind and luckily we can all rest at night now knowing the truth.

"wat a playa!" - ak73
"A man after my own heart." - MoreBeastThanYou
"I was up all night wondering what the truth was, and even got my mom to give me a day off school so I could wait for the press release- thank god he cleared this up!" - PotatoSalad

Crickets


It's all kicking off! After lexibear confronted Crickets for asking for stars saves in someone's AskMe section, Crickets responded the only way an angry middle aged woman can: getting in her car and screaming at her phone. She told lexi off well and truly for sleeping for nearly 8 hours (so... a normal nights sleep?) - she sure showed him!

I give this vlog a *10/10*! What started out as a stars hate vlog ended up as an Aronofsky-esque short film chronicling one woman's plunge into the depths of Tengaged addiction. This is a 40 year old woman who has completely given up on personal health and hygiene and will risk a car crash in order to scream at a 15 year old over an online game. Fascinating.

"this definitely has to do with the girl being a lactose intolerant. She drinks milk but then ends up late to school because of bowel issues. Thoughts, anyone?" - Irelia
"When will Crickets ever be understood, and accepted in our society? Utterly macabre, I felt as if I could visualize Crickets and her pain that she endures, only for stars survival." - shawnpat7
"Great wanking fodder." - lindb

*HONOURABLE MENTIONS*

Bradyman7


In a vlog calling out Hash, lil Brady smothers his face with a pillow then sticks a couple middle fingers up. Unfortunately this vlog didn't end the way I had hoped, but if you pause it at 20 seconds you can make your own ending like an old Goosebumps book and pretend he suffocated himself to death.

"Hey! He stole my trademark!" - TaylorStLouis

AwesomeWill30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHRocWpwphk

The alpha male of the site, Lionel Bedard, gives us a moving cautionary tale about how his best friend dated a dude in a weave and was shocked to find out it was a man. Just remember kids, if it can happen to him, it can happen to you. Thanks to Mildew for bringing this fella to the spotlight.

"Wish I had seen this before." - FighterMan

Comments

Am I first?
Sent by XoXU,Jan 30, 2016
yeah
Sent by BengalBoy,Jan 30, 2016
oh wow these r back
Sent by Insanity,Jan 30, 2016
awesomewill30 is my bro
Sent by iTy990,Jan 30, 2016
danid and i were robbed
Sent by jenzie,Jan 30, 2016
Where is the queen joseline ?
Sent by sandym89,Jan 30, 2016
jenzie the only thing you were robbed of is your dignity
Sent by BengalBoy,Jan 30, 2016
sandym89 she's on vacation in miami, having a good time
Sent by BengalBoy,Jan 30, 2016
LOOOOL
Sent by Thumper91,Jan 30, 2016
use my comment next time laa!
Sent by Richpaca,Jan 30, 2016
ity990 i think in a sense awesomewill30 is everyone's bro, he looks out for us all and always tells tengaged what we need to know. thanks for being a bro lionel!
Sent by BengalBoy,Jan 30, 2016
The first time I saw vlogwatch 20, I was about 15, it had been banned in my country, and I heard it was extremely violent.

Naturally I did everything in my power to get my paws on a copy, and when I finally did see it, I was disappointed. I was just sitting there saying "Wheres all the violence", Anyway, I watched it till the end, and then I watched it again, and since then it has just grew on me.

This is one of the movies I don't get bored watching time and time again. I still watch it at least once a year, because its not the kind of movie you watch to unwind or to pass the time. You simply watch it for the sheer quality and originality of the movie. The one liners are classic: "Are you gonna bark all day...", "I'll make you my dog's bitch". Mr.Blonde is totally believable as a psycho. I mean who stops to get fries and soda just after committing a robbery? The fact that everything is ludicrous, but you don't know this because these guys, and the way they talk is so impossibly cool that you just accept it. This movie is all about the dialog. The violence is used sparingly, and to better effect. The way the film is edited is genius. Its almost like you forget the whole movie after you watch it, and the next time you watch it, there's a whole scene that you forgot was there. The storyline is unpredictable and thrilling. This is better that vlogwatch 12 and in my opinion definitely Tarintino's best movie. I didn't care much for vlogwqtch 3" movies, but who cares, I'm not reviewing them.

If you haven't seen vlogwatch 20, just rent it, buy it or steal it right now
Sent by vansreborn,Jan 30, 2016
LMFAO JUST NOTICED ROCKERS VLOG IS TITLED "Admitting Something"
Sent by jenzie,Jan 30, 2016
vansreborn totally agreed man thanks for the review
Sent by BengalBoy,Jan 30, 2016
I shouldn't have deleted mine. I wouldn't have if I knew you were going to start these again.
Sent by Thirteen,Jan 30, 2016
U missed the vlogs of danid and saraj10 which would have made this classic. Otherwise I give this blog a 7 out of 10 bengalboy
Sent by LittleBrother123,Jan 30, 2016
Nothing better than a good ol bengalboy blog to really perk me up ;)
Sent by JustMe,Jan 30, 2016
lmao im 20 since last month
Sent by lexibear,Jan 30, 2016
"Crickets responded the only way an angry middle aged woman can: getting in her car and screaming at her phone. She told lexi off well and truly for sleeping for nearly 8 hours (so... a normal nights sleep?) - she sure showed him"

LOL right..
Sent by ak73,Jan 30, 2016
++
Sent by Orakeisizerakau,Jan 30, 2016
(y)
Sent by JamesM,Jan 30, 2016
"Great wanking fodder." - lindb
Sent by Darbe,Jan 30, 2016
I love finishing the videos and then seeing the suggestions that pop up that are related to the vlogs.

"How to make fake vagina Lexi Belle" was a related video to crickets vlog lol
Sent by Kob3Sm1th,Jan 30, 2016
LOL ily Dru

I'm glad vans wrote his term essay on ur blog too
Sent by owlb0ned,Jan 30, 2016
LMAo
Sent by PotatoSalad,Jan 30, 2016
dying at the commentary on crickets' video
Sent by Jouix,Jan 30, 2016
dont be a FUCKIN pussy
Sent by Lynette,Jan 30, 2016
Np Np just doing my civic duties
Sent by Mildew,Jan 30, 2016
This is a 40 year old woman who has completely given up on personal health and hygiene and will risk a car crash in order scream at a 15 year old over an online game. Fascinating.

DEAD. This is why I love you
Sent by Cornelia,Jan 30, 2016
Oh and owlb0ned you're a skank lol x
Sent by Cornelia,Jan 30, 2016
I love you Dru!
Sent by Diva1,Jan 31, 2016
"Great wanking fodder."
Sent by Downeaster,Jan 31, 2016
"cool" - temponeptune
Sent by temponeptune,Jan 31, 2016

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