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Tengaged's Top 5 P!MP Master Gs

2ndJul 12, 2014 by BengalBoy

My bae AllieBoBallie has been peer pressuring me to make another cool top 5 list but I've been busy playing the duel with WpwSers196 (I'M IN THE DUEL WITH WUPOOSERS). However, I'm back on form now and if there's 3 things Bo Bandy likes it's floral clothing, rice and beans (that counts as one thing btw) and HAWT GUYS! Today we'll be focusing on the last one.

We all know about the mainstream ladies men like Black Ben, BostonRob_ and AustinRules6969, but I'm more of an alternative underground kinda guy so here we'll be looking at the lesser known clungetamers with the most potential.

5. KrisStory
This bad boy is quoted as saying "I may play frookies everyday, that doesn't mean I don't get laid." Kris is known for having all sorts of wild se%ual escapades at the tender age of 14, and of course what's the first thing you do when you get in a girls pants? Come online and write a poem for your online friends! Take for example the time a girl gave Kris a nosh in the school bathroom (r/thathappened) so he wrote a dramatic poem about how his friends and parents disowned him for it.

GREATEST HITS:
‎"I made a huge mistake irl
such a big one
because I thought it would give me a little bit of happiness
I've been depressed
‎So something that has given me happiness and a place to get away from my problems was tengaged
and when the people on tengaged end up like internet versions of the people I know irl, it makes things so much worse
‎I am going to an alternative school for getting head in a bathroom
which may sound funny but it really sucks because it was meaningless
I liked a girl who I thought wouldn't ever liked me, who turned out to like me but probably will never again because of this
My mom left me
‎and I'm deathly scared to go back to school because I am so afraid everyone is going to hate me for what I did
So it hasn't been just a game
its been my safe haven"

"Oh yas, oh yas,
Now she's letting me go so fast.
That's a first, that's a first
Now my load's about to burst."

"This guy will go down in the krisstory books as one heck of a P!MP master G!" - Meyaar
"I'd love for him to tell me a bedtime story!" - k4r4k

4. tvdude01
Alright, yeah, so TV Dude may spend hours on end refreshing the shops page, but just because he loves wearing sequin dresses and blonde weaves online, doesn't mean he doesn't slay mad pussy in reality. Just like Kris, when TV tells you of his encounters, you can just tell it isn't bullshit at all not one bit in the slightest! Not only that, the dude wrecks shop over top Tengaged totty like jenzie and NotAfraid.

GREATEST HITS:
"[11/07/2014 05:42:06] tvdude01: a girl farted right after we f*cked
[11/07/2014 05:42:11] jenz: LMAOOOOOOOOOO
[11/07/2014 05:42:13] Dru: LMAO
[11/07/2014 05:42:14] Holly: (tmi)
[11/07/2014 05:42:17] tvdude01: the one thing i cant do is kiss you after you give me head
[11/07/2014 05:42:19] tvdude01: thats a no
[11/07/2014 05:42:25] Dru: tvdude u sound liek a real ladies man dude
[11/07/2014 05:42:27] jenz: what did u say when she farted?
[11/07/2014 05:42:45] tvdude01: i kicked her but i didnt car"

"[11/07/2014 05:45:56] tvdude01: i sucked a girls toes before :x"

"[11/07/2014 05:44:58] tvdude01: jenzie am i hot"

"Please don't steal my girlfriend dude" - zakisaboss
"Oh GOD, what I wouldn't do to have tvdude's sparkly sequin top pressing against me! I love a manly man!" - carlab1

3. sahmosean
When this bad boy ginger rapper isn't giving 13 year olds gifts with lovey dovey messages, you can bet your sweet ass he'll be brown nosing one girl or another. If you're a Tengaged user and you wear female designs, chances are sahmo will ask to tear off your asshole so he can taste it over and over again, or for you to sit on his face so the only way he will be able to breathe is through your asshole. However, with a lot of girls on Tengaged loving a guy who slobbers at their feet, sahmo reels the clunge in, and despite a few warnings from his dentist that won't stop him eating rim. In fact, Jimbo believes in what he does and thinks if you don't kiss a girls ass as frantically as him you must be "on a drugs".

GREATEST HITS:
"From sahmosean
No title
Jul 11, 2014 11:34:24
to lemonface
I saw dru's top blog. is he on a drugs? Being your friend would make anyone cooler."

"I think you're a pretty nice person in general :0
but you think you're too good for losers like me so I barely know ;(((( and also that's not nice thing to do ;(
Sent by sahmosean,Jun 21, 2014"

" I wish the cast was a circle so that everyone got to hold 2 hands and then I'd be holding ceraa's hand
from sahmosean 48 min ago"

"It aint no sin to get rim on ya chin." - Seal
"This guy has clunge for breakfast, clunge for lunch and clunge for dinner! If he misses breakfast or he's gonna be working through lunch, you can bet he'll be having clunge for bruncheon!" - Kaay

2. #evilgenious448
Known as EG in some circles and Virjun Robben in others, this guy has gone on record as saying he wouldn't date a chick with A or B cups, which is ironic considering the most action he's ever gotten with a female is the time Aunt Vera gave him a big sloppy kiss on the cheek at the last family reunion! However there's one thing you can't deny: this dude gets mad internet girlfriends. Alright, yeah, fine, so one or two might've turned out to be a man and he was upset, but the girl to boy ratio is still decent enough. From TestTickles to DanielleDonato, this guy is a true P!MP when it comes to the ladies, pumping them up with gifts and sappy messages which aren't cringeworthy in the slightest. Most importantly he knows the best way to hit on a girl: liken her to a lesser version of your ex internet girlfriend.

GREATEST HITS:

"[7/1/2014 1:27:51 AM] evilgenious448: u remind me a bit of her
[7/1/2014 1:27:54 AM] evilgenious448: looks wise anyway
[7/1/2014 1:27:58 AM] evilgenious448: thats why i felt the need to apologize
[7/1/2014 1:28:01 AM] Jess Mckenzie: Is that good or bad?
[7/1/2014 1:28:15 AM] evilgenious448: she was one of the most beauitful girls ive ever met in my life"

"[12:48:34 PM] jenz: want do u want double ds?
[12:48:34 PM] EG™: no
[12:48:38 PM] EG™: yes
[12:48:40 PM] EG™: DD's
[12:48:43 PM] EG™: LOL
[12:48:46 PM] jenz: thats kinda gross tho
[12:48:54 PM] EG™: not if they are nice
[12:48:54 PM] EG™: :x
[12:48:58 PM] EG™: idk D's are ok
[12:49:02 PM] EG™: C is borderline ok
[12:49:08 PM] EG™: i dont date girls with A or B :x"

"Hello cutie, i thought u needed a design to make your avi sexy :D now it is. your really fun and cute and i love you lots, ok"

"He's a genious when it comes to picking up the ladies!" - black0ut247
"My legs would turn to jelly if a guy told me I look like his old internet girlfriend! Phwoar!" - chameleoneyes

1. GentlemanG
This fella? This fella's called GentlemanG for a reason. He's been described as a Gentleman on the streets, a G in the sheets. When it comes to girls, this bloke has the controller slotted into port one with a Rumble Pak in the back and his finger on the A button- he just knows what he's doing. His charm can not be denied, with many high status Tengaged females such as skyler1822, forevermissprice and Thumper91 saying they'd love a bit of the gentleman! Also a guy with a good taste, I bet like me he'd pick haileySx over lemonface! #TEAMHAILEY

GREATEST HITS:
"[04:07:08] Dru: hey gentleman g
[04:07:27] Ray | Gentlemang: gentleman/gangster
[04:07:31] Dru: LOL init
[04:07:38] Dru: a gentleman on the streets but a gangster in the bed
[04:08:03] jenz: LMAOOOOOOO
[04:08:29] jenz: gent r u the type of guy to smack a*s while ur hitting it from behind? or just passionately grip on her hips?
[04:08:41] Ray | Gentlemang: 2
[04:08:43] jenz: WTF
[04:08:57] Dru: WTF BRO
[04:09:07] Dru: do u tell girls romantic things when ur fucking them
[04:09:08] Dru: or dirty things
[04:09:16] Ray | Gentlemang: romantic
[04:09:30] jenz: what cud u possibly say thats romantic while fucking a girl
[04:09:31] Ray | Gentlemang: :|
[04:09:34] Dru: wow i bet the ladies love you
[04:09:35] jenz: ur eyes never shined so bright
[04:09:40] Ray | Gentlemang: ^
[04:09:59] Holly: bet suzy loves it
[04:10:15] Ray | Gentlemang: Idc
[04:10:27] Ray | Gentlemang: i just want kids
[04:10:30] Dru: wow man i see why they call you a gentleman :)"

"[4:45:09 PM] RAY|GENTLEMANG: Suzy can i date ur avatar, shes a star!"

"As a major in women, gender and sexuality studies I can confirm that GentlemanG knows just what a woman wants." - coreyants
"Just awwwwwwww'd out loud at his comments about how he treats the ladies!" - Minie

HONOURABLE MENTIONS:
james1990 for mackin' on owlb0ned
alireza1373 for getting his tajadod out for holllyy1230

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1st?

Sent by AlaskanFiredragon,Jul 12, 2014

2nd

Sent by xBostonx,Jul 12, 2014

We at TVdude and the kissing part!

Sent by 75937563748,Jul 12, 2014

*ew

Sent by 75937563748,Jul 12, 2014

Oh GOD, what I wouldn't do to have tvdude's sparkly sequin top pressing against me! I love a manly man!

Sent by carlab1,Jul 12, 2014

LMFAO

Sent by Thumper91,Jul 12, 2014

I love me a good ginger sahmosean

Sent by Kaay,Jul 12, 2014

Oh god

Sent by rowan22,Jul 12, 2014

Poor sahmosean tryna be smooth but lemonface just shares the PM with you for your blog

tsk tsk

Sent by Koin,Jul 12, 2014

lmfao

Sent by acyuta,Jul 12, 2014

i didn't know he was making this Koin i just sent it to prove some ppl think im COOL

Sent by lemonface,Jul 12, 2014

ROFL

Sent by amills5,Jul 12, 2014

The pic is me

Sent by amills5,Jul 12, 2014

yeah koin, lemonface didn't know i was making this she was just telling our chat about how he turned her legs to jelly =]

Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 12, 2014

oh gotcha lemonface bengalboy sorry i was on the drugs

Sent by Koin,Jul 12, 2014

Koin you must be on a drugs

Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 12, 2014

You seem rich....buy me a design bitch

Sent by Klose,Jul 12, 2014

Klose M... Miroslav?

Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 12, 2014

BengalBoy
I'm not a pimp lol. I think you ARE on a drugs .-.

Sent by sahmosean,Jul 12, 2014

I don't need a drugs I get high off a life

Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 12, 2014

I wish we had enough to go around too bad theres only one drugs :/ sahmosean bengalboy

Sent by Koin,Jul 12, 2014

Koin BengalBoy
well it only takes one drugs for each of us, I bet we could find three somewhere

Sent by sahmosean,Jul 12, 2014

true i love hot guys

Sent by AllieBoBallie,Jul 12, 2014

sahmosean A hugs not a drugs!
AllieBoBallie i forgot to mention you love serial killers too but i prefer lists of 3

Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 12, 2014

BengalBoy

I love hugs. I love them even more than putting my mouth all over a girl's business.

Sent by sahmosean,Jul 12, 2014

let it be known

Sent by Meyaar,Jul 12, 2014

oh wow!

Sent by Queenisha,Jul 12, 2014

kown* meyaar

Sent by unkown,Jul 12, 2014

YAY! This is the first BengalBoy blog I am in :)

Sent by DanielleDonato,Jul 12, 2014

Sent by AustinRules6969,Jul 12, 2014

cried at GG

Sent by Minie,Jul 12, 2014

Oh you!

Sent by Diva1,Jul 12, 2014

I'm such a Gentleman.

Sent by GentlemanG,Jul 12, 2014

can you do one of these but with girls thankss

Sent by nikki101,Jul 12, 2014

11/07/2014 05:42:17] tvdude01: the one thing i cant do is kiss you after you give me head
[11/07/2014 05:42:19] tvdude01: thats a no
[11/07/2014 05:42:25] Dru: tvdude u sound liek a real ladies man dude

hahahhahaha~~~ this comment to him..... priceless !!!

Sent by Gemini,Jul 12, 2014

*waves to Gemini*

Sent by Diva1,Jul 12, 2014

Gemini

Sent by Diva1,Jul 12, 2014

LMFAO THIS WAS A GOOD ONE

Sent by SomebodyAwesome,Jul 13, 2014

Hiiii Diva1 **waves back**

Sent by Gemini,Jul 13, 2014

"As a major in women, gender and sexuality studies I can confirm that GentlemanG knows just what a woman wants." - coreyants
LOL

Sent by AlaskanFiredragon,Jul 13, 2014

Computer3000 is the ultimate p!mp master G

Sent by blogs,Jul 13, 2014

blogs

"When I do get a bit drunk though and feel like I want some kissing action I have got a bit of a strategy going. I just intensely gaze into someones eyes, watch them do their whole "I'll look away and look back to see if he's still watching" , slightly nod and quite a few times I've been approached. I must admit that I'm not the best looking guy. I'd give myself a 6 which is average. So this just shows as long as a straight guy has confidence and good hygiene, getting female attention is not too hard."

"I will fuck you the best I can possibly manage"

- P!MP Master G computer3000

Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 13, 2014

+++++++++ :))

Sent by Oliviaxoxo,Jul 13, 2014

My names is Miles Jackson and I approve this blog

Sent by Oscirus,Jul 13, 2014

LMFAO bengalboy oh god. What can I say? I've even wrote my own Kama Sutra book.

Sent by KrisStory,Jul 13, 2014

LMFAO just because he loves wearing sequin dresses and blonde weaves online, doesn't mean he doesn't slay mad pussy in reality.

I legit spilled a bowl of cereal on my dead kitty when I read that.

Sent by Spookie,Jul 14, 2014

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