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Tengaged's *OFFICIAL* Top 10 Pound-for-Pound Trolls

2ndJul 7, 2012 by BengalBoy
imageEver since some internet nerds came along and branded the act of playing pranks and winding people up 'trolling', everyone's been getting in on the action, and it's all the more common on Tengaged. From people who claim they were 'just trolling' to get out of looking like an idiot to the ones that relentlessly try to convince everyone they're a troll as some kind of status symbol, Tengaged is full of trolls, and here's the official top 10.

10. Rapboy/Clues
When Rapey B's in town, shit's going down. Some claim he's TheRock of the troll world, and it's not bleeding well hard to see why, is it? From posting embarrassing chatlogs of people to saying naughty words like 'shit' and 'fuck', Clues is a real multifaceted troll. It's no surprise, then, that he's the flippin creator of The Troll Club!
Best Troll: Saying "bloody hell" every few minutes like a character on East is East
"I've been pranked by Rapboy once or twice and let me tell, I've never been trolled harder!" - carlab1

9. llb92
Poundz-a-Plenty is known for his own unique brand of trolling involving overusing phrases like 'Haters grab a seat _/' and 'Chance'd be a fine thing- a fine thing indeed!' as well as belting out Nicki Minaj lyrics at every opportunity and putting far too many commas between every few words.
Best Troll: Idolizing Nicki Minaj then claiming not to be gay
"Pounds is a true innovator of trolling, even going so far as to add visual aids such as an ascii art seat to really guide the trolling along!" - zimdelinvasor

8. BlakeIsGay or w/e his name is now
Known previously as Sizzle_xD, plus a bunch of wittily named multis referring to himself in the third person. Blake has been branded the funniest troll in The OC, which is abar as prestigious as being the smartest kid in the special school. He calls himself 'one of the last true trolls left on the site' and his trolling consists of saying a load of swear words and getting into arguments with LucyX3Jean. A real troll for the ages.
Best Troll: Claiming to be a troll
"I'll never forget the time Blake sniped me with a clever quip about eating fried chicken, boy did I get trolled!" - ShayyBayy

7. tbrown187
A good troll by every flippin well definition of the term! When he's not watching 8 hour long Western movies, "trollbrown" loves to wander abar Tengaged rowelling people up with every tool in his troll utility belt. And who said trolls don't get groupies? Try telling that to Big Tom, who gained the adoration of sarahnva for his witty trolling!
Best Troll: Making jokes about women getting back in the kitchen n making sandwiches n tha
"No one puts more work into the trolling game than Mr Brown, and it clearly pays off." - Slice

6. DragonSlayer4u
A new queen in the trolling scene who's really been making waves. The Slayer takes a simple yet effective approach, for example just recently he got woahcourtney in a right frenzy just by calling her fat! Many are saying Dragon will quickly climb the pound for pound ladder in no time, a true trolling prospect.
Best Troll: Pretending not to be a virgin
"All this time I've been using clever, witty insults to rowel people up and Dragon Slayer came along and showed me all you have to do to drive people crazy is use generic fat insults, top respect!" - ohgod

5. MakeThemDieSlowly
Known for his shtick of acting awkward and creepy lark Ian McCall and banging on abar the Illuminati even more than ShayyBayy does! Previously known as Macabre but decided to upgrade to an ironically even more macabre name.
Best Troll: Telling people to die
"When will Macabre ever be understood, and accepted in our society? Utterly macabre, I felt as if I could visualize Macabre and his pain that he endures, only for his survival." - MintCokeify

4. RespectThePouch
Recognized worldwide for his epic trolling xD such as stalking @jenzie and naming himself after a Capri Sun marketing slogan. Pouch, known as Pooch in some circles, has been ranked by some as an even better troll than the one that terrorized the billy goats in Billy Goats Gruff. A true troll extraordinaire.
Best Troll: Making a real fool of me by showing me up in a blog for asking his tribe's scores, then begging me to throw the challenge the next day
"I have a feeling Pouchy's epic trolling xD is a new age marketing ploy- using witty jokes as a way to draw peoples attention to Capri Sun, and let me tell you it's no coincidence I got a 6 pack of strawberry pouches!" - owee13

3. tomhartnell
The chunky WWE superfan isn't afraid to get his hands dirty with a cheeky bit of trolling! Known for using the account 'OnionNewsNetwork' to make cheeky news snippets about members of Tengaged and really showing them up. Although he only ranked 3rd on this list, he has the more prestigious credential of being sammyforeverr94's 2nd favourite troll and was branded 'Best Troll' in his high school yearbook, so some might say he's the true winner here.
Best Troll: Painting himself to look like a mix between Goldust and Darth Maul, then doing a se%y striptease


2. MisterWalters
Whenever someone gets hacked on Tengaged, MisterWalters is always the top one suspect. Why? Wh... Why? This young man is known for his badboy hacking skills, such as gaining Megan's password by pretending to be randomize on Skype! And that's not all, he regularly got users in a real trolling muay thai clinch using his wit and intellect to really drive them up the wall! Top troll, top respect.
Best Troll: Starting a legendary troll blog that turned into a racewar
"Imma let you finish but MrWalters is the best troll of all time! ALL TIME!" - lonelypuppie

1. DonkeyStalker
The undisputed top 1 pound for pound Tengaged troll. This badboy is truly heartless- claiming he doesn't even feel bad when he backstabs someone in rookies! Whoa! What a badass! Not only that, but when he upsets someone he doesn't even apologize! At least not until Druhhbby makes him do it. However some critics claim DonkeyStalker doesn't deserve the number 1 spot as he recently got trolled good n proper when Cray et al voted him out of his own charity game, causing The Stalker to throw a massive tantrum showing he takes Tengaged far too seriously to be considered a troll.
Best Troll: Breaking up the notorious, close knit alliance 'Bite Fight'
"A true trolling legend of our time, simply the best." - realityfreek

Honor Rabble Mentions: blogs mocallio IAmKingMac JoshGotti ockeyboy21 Timster let me know if am missing anyone
ok Bridgette77 apparently

Comments

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Sent by pinkwaffle,Jul 7, 2012
BengalBoy 4 Trin87
Sent by OliverPopsicle,Jul 7, 2012
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sent by owee13,Jul 7, 2012
Omg
Sent by lonelypuppie,Jul 7, 2012
Can u trend me in one of ur blogs? I wanna feel relevant xo
Sent by Lucinda,Jul 7, 2012
pinkwaffle was first.

And LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I love how DonkeyStalker will take this seriously, and think you actually mean that he's the best troll ever (giggle)
Sent by etaco75,Jul 7, 2012
Magnificent list, I can only aspire to be as good as these guys.
Sent by FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT,Jul 7, 2012
lol
Sent by carlab1,Jul 7, 2012
Wheres Bridgette77 lOl
Sent by Imthtawesom,Jul 7, 2012
etaco75 what are you talking about young man? He IS the best troll ever.
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 7, 2012
Imthtawesom I don't know, where IS Bridgette77?
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 7, 2012
:D
Sent by gematria,Jul 7, 2012
++
Sent by HelenCoops,Jul 7, 2012
pinkwaffle you may be the first, but you certainly won't be the last- i'll tell you that much for free.
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 7, 2012
=P @Donkeystaler
Sent by Hannah_Banks2250,Jul 7, 2012
* DonkeyStalker
Sent by Hannah_Banks2250,Jul 7, 2012
i'm pretty sure DonkeyStalker wasnt very upset about losing his charity, he just likes making a scene about it.
Sent by maxiphone27,Jul 7, 2012
LOL bengalfatboy
Sent by ohgod,Jul 7, 2012
ohgod trolololololol xDDDD
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 7, 2012
< 3
Sent by ianfitz0012,Jul 7, 2012
most of them are just retarded instead of actual trolls
Sent by Clone,Jul 7, 2012
LOL
Sent by Foxox,Jul 7, 2012
Poochy isn't a troll he's just legitimately stupid.
Sent by AustinRules6969,Jul 7, 2012
"A true trolling legend of our time, simply the best." - realityfreek

I DIED LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Sent by potatoman4,Jul 7, 2012
how am i not in the top ten lol
Sent by BradenBB11,Jul 7, 2012
BradenBB11 i'll let u figure that one out urself
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 7, 2012
Last
Sent by etaco75,Jul 7, 2012
I'm not tryna start a fair bit of drama here, but the only person I've ever heard consider Timster a troll is himself and it's after he makes some ridiculous statement that he actually believes and then people shit on him for it and then he goes DUH LOL I WAS OBVI JUST TROLLING, YOU TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY...

Although that is the point of this entire thread so, carry on.
Sent by Tits_McGee,Jul 7, 2012
Meowfie must not be relevant enough HUH
ROFLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
Sent by TheOnionNewsNetwork,Jul 7, 2012
Oh crap, you guys are on to me!
Sent by DragonSlayer4u,Jul 7, 2012
This was a great read!
Sent by ajc1990,Jul 7, 2012
LOL oh Dru!!!
Sent by sokerdude7,Jul 7, 2012
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Sent by xXandytraicyXx,Jul 7, 2012
LOL, I agree! xD
Sent by Forgotten,Jul 7, 2012
Perfect!
Sent by egaga911,Jul 7, 2012
LOL
Sent by SSDZ,Jul 7, 2012
WHERE AM I FOR LOVING ETIENNE =[
Sent by doodleshugh,Jul 7, 2012
I love the ShayyBayy testimonial LOL
Sent by TheGoodMan,Jul 7, 2012
"Blake has been branded the funniest troll in The OC, which is abar as prestigious as being the smartest kid in the special school."
LOL.
Sent by bigupboy,Jul 7, 2012
I SAID LAST.
Sent by etaco75,Jul 7, 2012
Maplestory should be up there. Playing 1000 games and throwing everyone
Sent by black0ut247,Jul 7, 2012
bengalboy let me say first wow :) thanks for the mention bro. But i dont consider myself a so called troll but anyway thanks I guess but im more of a villain tbh. But i guess your right maybe i am a little cocky and think highly of myself but lets remember this is just a silly website. Like irl its not like my wife looks like an ugly ass dog so i guess its all good:) oh wait yours does lmao! :D When you do it doggy style is she the dog? But seriously your wife is so ugly she has to sneak up on mirrors its blinding! When you say to me good attempt and trolling or anything like that try attacking my personally that has something to do with irl shit because thats what matters bro ;)
Sent by DonkeyStalker,Jul 7, 2012
Haha good one donkeystalker you really trolled him hard there! This is up there with the time you made Bite Fight disband : P
Sent by FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT,Jul 7, 2012
bleedin hell, DonkeyStalker's upped his trolling game by using the same generic ugly insults we all used in yr2! I'd go as far as to say you've OUTDONE the Bite Fight troll! Splendid job young man!
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 7, 2012
bengalboy i want you to personally attack me and looks are very important in the real world tbh so saying that  doesnt hurt peoples feelings is not true. So personally attack me please... i know its hard to think what can be wrong with me but there is stuff so tell me man.
Sent by DonkeyStalker,Jul 7, 2012
I'm not as good of a villain as you pal! Plus, clearly I've already upset you enough!
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 7, 2012
bengalboy im not upset man and villains have nothing to do with blogs there in games. I just think you take this site way to seriously and insults about the site can actully upset people so come on you know better than that
Sent by DonkeyStalker,Jul 7, 2012
that wouldve been a lot more convincing before you wrote a paragraph to defend yourself and try to TrOlL me with meaningless insults, its just a joke blog and i think you need to calm down a little young man!
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 7, 2012
bengalboy i am calm and i told you that you would say that i attemped to troll and i am calm but this is a great moment for me ive never had a top blog with me being trended in it. I thank you for that
Sent by DonkeyStalker,Jul 7, 2012
glad you've calmed down a little, can't go ruining your villainous reputation by being an insecure crybaby now can ya!
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 7, 2012
bengalboy i dont cry about games man but people on tengaged dont know the truth yet...

I am just better than everyone here as a person like im privallged your all nerds that were bullied in highschool or abused by your parents you have skeletons in your closet i dont. You guys need to realize this i dont have time for your petty arguments. Because tbh you have so many problems that it doesnt matter what you say to me.
Sent by DonkeyStalker,Jul 7, 2012
i'll let you ave a sit down and think about how ironic and contradictory your last comment is pal!
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 7, 2012
bengalboy what skeletons do you have in your closet?
Sent by DonkeyStalker,Jul 7, 2012
I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it, so before they throw me inside my coffin and close it I'mma expose it. I'll take you back to '73, before I ever had a multi-platinum selling CD. I was a baby maybe I was just a couple months, my f****t father must’ve had his panties up in a bunch 'cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye? No I don't, on second thought I just f*cking w*shed he would d**.
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 7, 2012
DonkeyStalker LOL grats on #1
BengalBoy I don't thing I single-handedly ruined his charity. There was another who happened to vote the same way i did........but I guess im fine with taking the blame lol
Sent by Cray,Jul 7, 2012
more like taking the honour Cray
Sent by TheGoodMan,Jul 7, 2012
"I just think you take this site way to seriously" - donkeystalker, 2012

"this is a great moment for me ive never had a top blog with me being trended in it. I thank you for that" - donkeystalker, 2012

Dru just give up, this guy's infallible arguments may have you trumped.
Sent by FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT,Jul 7, 2012
I see wut you did here
Sent by andychuck08,Jul 7, 2012
Cray i amended it for ya
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 7, 2012
loves it
Sent by tinabeena,Jul 7, 2012
frontierpsychiatrist who are you lmao were u not smart enough to know that was just a joke boo boo
Sent by DonkeyStalker,Jul 7, 2012
Oh, I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.
Sent by FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT,Jul 7, 2012
Also what about kpelitier! The one who started kpelling. Something trolls still use today.
Sent by black0ut247,Jul 7, 2012
I love your list!
Sent by 2008girl,Jul 7, 2012
yay im an honorable mention :'
Sent by Timster,Jul 7, 2012
The first time I played in a game with DonkeyStalker he messaged me telling me how he wanted me to vote. I remember thinking "Who is this guy ordering me around like a puppet master?"

tomhartnell is one of my first friends I met on Tengaged and he is funny and I love him ♥

tbrown187 is an interesting guy.
Sent by Diva1,Jul 7, 2012
Well I'll be an uncle's monkey. I am disappoint.
Sent by MrAlexD,Jul 7, 2012
LOL fummy as usual :P
Sent by MintCokeify,Jul 7, 2012
BengalBoy HOW is King Ahezze not listed?
Sent by Seal,Jul 7, 2012
Where's Meowfie? :P
Sent by Esko,Jul 7, 2012
bengalboy let me say first wow :) thanks for the mention bro. But i dont consider myself a so called troll but anyway thanks I guess but im more of a villain tbh. But i guess your right maybe i am a little cocky and think highly of myself but lets remember this is just a silly website. Like irl its not like my wife looks like an ugly ass dog so i guess its all good:) oh wait yours does lmao! :D When you do it doggy style is she the dog? But seriously your wife is so ugly she has to sneak up on mirrors its blinding! When you say to me good attempt and trolling or anything like that try attacking my personally that has something to do with irl shit because thats what matters bro ;)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

BTW
Diva1 LOVE YOU
Sent by TheOnionNewsNetwork,Jul 7, 2012
oh :O i dont really know many of those ppl lol
Sent by BlueLagoon506,Jul 7, 2012
L A S T
Sent by etaco75,Jul 8, 2012
Etaco75 is Jelly that he wasn't put on this list
Sorry evan, but you are a lame troll
Sent by TheOnionNewsNetwork,Jul 8, 2012
indeed i am not a troll just a legend ;)
Sent by MontyBurns,Jul 8, 2012
OMG I'm not on here :(
Sent by SuperPatrick,Jul 8, 2012
LOL

What about ohgod :(
Sent by Blitszims,Jul 8, 2012
wtf at that vid
Sent by Keitho44,Jul 8, 2012
=) love it
Sent by Lamia,Jul 8, 2012
what the fuck
Sent by RespectThePouch,Jul 8, 2012

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