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a cuddled with a hippie because hoes keep stealing my tacos

Sent by redsoxjc,Nov 19, 2011

I needed a condom because I'm sexy like that.

Sent by Toast805,Nov 19, 2011

I needed a golf ball because I'm good in bed!

Sent by PrincessTeePee,Nov 19, 2011

I cuddled with a toothbrush I have amazing boobs.

Sent by Antwane,Nov 19, 2011

i shot some crack heads because i got abs

Sent by carlab1,Nov 19, 2011

I needed a dog because I'm sexy like that

Sent by Awesomeboyherelol,Nov 19, 2011

I ran shirtless with a golf ball because I'm Sexy like that

Sent by cwmoon,Nov 19, 2011

I shot I horse because I'm a pimp

Sent by Matthew929,Nov 19, 2011

I ATE A HOMELESS GUY BECAUSE I HAVE BIG BOOBS! :D

Sent by blueu22,Nov 19, 2011

*because

Sent by Antwane,Nov 19, 2011

I needed a burn because I have double D's.

Sent by somedevil55,Nov 19, 2011

I stabbed Homer because i love to snort cocaine

Sent by Benronfficial76,Nov 19, 2011

I banged my boy friend because im gay

Sent by lassidoggy,Nov 19, 2011

I smoked with the cookie monster because i love marijuana

Sent by TheTropicalPun,Nov 19, 2011

i shanked your grandma because I'm sexy like that

Sent by nellieeee,Nov 19, 2011

I stabbed a porn star because I love marijuana.... lol.

Sent by userdoesnotexist,Nov 19, 2011

LOL
I ran shirtless with a glass of milk because I'm sexy like that.

Sent by 1Swampy8,Nov 19, 2011

I slept with a horse because I smoked crack.

Sent by yankees14456,Nov 19, 2011

I stabbed a teletubby because I'm sexy like that.

Sent by Musicman2226,Nov 20, 2011

I ate a a golf ball because I have AMAZING boobs

Sent by rasmusjt48,Nov 20, 2011

I BANGED A TELLETUBBY BECAUSE IM SEXY LIKE THAT

Sent by SilverLizard,Nov 20, 2011

I ate my lover because im good in bed :L hahaha.

Sent by toffeemint,Nov 20, 2011