This week, you were tasked with competing in the O r e o | o r e O challenge! Let's see how you did.
Will the following competitors please step forward?
boyfriend, SomebodyAwesome, LaCroix, KingGeek, CalebDaBoss, TotsTrashy, SeaViper, semajdude, ItsAlexia...
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you are SAFE! You may go unfood backstage.
The rest of you make up the best and worst of the week.
Let's get into the critiques!
Times_Places:
Your oreo balls looked impeccable! The thing about me with ball-shaped pastries is that sometimes they can be a bit much but this photograph makes them look like they're very soft and not overwhelming at all. The drizzle looks exquisite and I just absolutely loved this submission! Good week for you.
ILoveSleep:
Okay so you submitted relatively early, and I laughed out loud when I saw your submission. Due to the nature of the category, though, I really love all of these dishes so it just doesn't do it for me. I legitimately thought this was going to be enough for a SAFE when it came out but I'm not gagging.
brightongal:
I don't like fried oreos. They look good but I don't like them. Nice try though!
Yawnha:
So you ALSO chose to do oreo balls and I think it's clear who wore it best.... I'm sorry but these just don't look that appetizing to me. They just look CAKED with powdered sugar and I feel like if I bit into one I would develop a blood sugar problem.
Delete2544:
Okay so the concept of this fluff jar is really nice but it just looks....basic. I'm not feeling particularly strong about it. Sure, I'd eat it but it just doesn't blow me away. To succeed in this competition, you have to really push your imagination and this isn't pushing it.
Christian_:
This shit might also cause me physical pain to eat but I do NOT care. This looks so amazing and is presented so well... I want to shove my face in those fucking chocolate chips oh my GOD. This was a serve.
sjsoccer88:
Even though I just red someone else for being basic, I can't help but stan a nice and simple batch of cupcakes. They're amongst my favorite desserts and this picture just really did it for me. The oreo in the frosting on top is just *chef's kiss* and I would pay good money for them just bc they're so pretty.
Brandonator:
You enter this competition in an interesting position. As the only person from season one, you're more familiar with my tastes and have experience in this department. Tonight.... that experience absolutely showed. There are few things that get me going like a bundt cake and this one just looks absolutely fucking perfect. You understood the assignment.
SILENCE! I have made my decision. Bring back my food contestants.
brightongal, I don't like fried oreos. I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.
Times_Place, tonight you had the superior balls. You are safe.
sjsoccer88, your cupcakes were yup! slay(k)s! You are safe.
Christian_, I ate your cake this week. And your food was nice too!
Brandonator, you came back with a vengeance.
The winner of this week's challenge is...
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Brandonator! Congratulations, you have won a 12 and a half foot catamaran!
Christian_, you are safe.
Delete2544, basic was enough. This time. You are safe.
ILoveSleep, your comedy made us laugh. But your dish left us hungry for more.
Yawnha, you were outshined tonight and your balls left a bad taste in our mouths.
Yawnha.......
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I'm sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination.
That means, ILoveSleep, you are safe. Step your pussy up.
brightongal, Yawnha....
TWO FOOD CONTESTERS stand before me. You must now prepare a Fast Food For Your Life performance to a classic... McDonalds!
Submit a McDonalds order in the comments. Whoever has the superior meal will stay in the competition. The food contesters with the worstester meal will be eliminated. Good luck and don't fuck it up.
