Hello everyone, and welcome to the PREMIERE of Austin's Food Contest season 2. Over the next however many episodes, you will be forced to show your Pallet, Understanding, Skills, Scrumptiousness, and Yversatility in a variety of challenges meant to push you to new heights of culinary greatness.
That being said, I'm sure you're all wondering how the FUCK I plan on making this work with a cast of 32 people. To those of you naysayers, welcome to...
the CASTING SPECIAL!
That's right. While all 32 of you have successfully earned the right to compete in THIS episode, some of you will NOT be mainstays of the season. There's only so many spots and I can only pay attention to this for so long.
How do you earn your place in this competition? Welcome to your FIRST challenge.
As some of you may know, the bottom 2 in each competition will Fast Food For Their Life by submitting a dish from a specified restaurant. Well, I want to see how well all of you Fast Food before seeing anything else.
This is THE FAST FOOD BALL! You must submit foods to fit ALL of the following categories:
-Entree
-Fries
-Side that isn't fries
-Drink
-Dessert
Each food item must be fast food but none of your items may come from the same restaurant. Those of you who impress me will earn the right to compete this season in Austin's Food Contest. Those who don't will be footnotes in the history of this incredible, renowned series.
Submissions will be due shortly after this blog expires and I decide to check it. If you do not submit, you are auto-eliminated.
Entree: CAVA, Mediterranean grain bowl. This place is the bougie Chipotle and has a zillion toppings! I personally love this one, filled with chicken, roasted vegetables, diced cucumbers, and pickled onions! There’s no dressing on here, but I would add lemon herb tahini. Something about my meal has to be skinny and healthy!
PIC: https://carrotsncake.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/cava-bowl-575x575.jpg
Other side: Wendy’s, Loaded baked potato. This comes out burning hot with melted butter and cream cheese? Maybe some bacon or chives on top? 10/10!
PIC: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/El6gTE-VoAAEYGS.jpg