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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

DO NOT READ

May 9, 2012 by AndyShields
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If you read this blog you must go to the nearest mirror and say the name @canceranne three times. If you don't @braintumourpat will emerge from the mirror while you sleep and sprinkle dandruff and slug eggs in your hair. In the morning when you go to wash your hair you will find yourself covered in flesh-eating slugs, one, called Jeff, will introduce himself to you and offer you a deal.
DO NOT TAKE THIS DEAL
I can't emphasise that point enough, if you take that deal there will be dire consequences, if you don't, the slug, also known as Jeff, will bite into your ear. The scar will serve forever as a reminder of that one summer in Paris.
The Eiffel Tower danced like a whirlygig in the breeze and we ate cool whip under a gilded parasol. It truly was the time of our lives.
Until one night, while you were sleeping @canceranne and @braintumourpat stole my soul.
And that's why I'm glad you didn't read this blog

Comments

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Sent by chad123,May 9, 2012
You are quite stupid
andyshields
Sent by Popeye,May 9, 2012

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