It's finally here! The final episode! Oh wow!!! I don't even know how to introduce it, but I'll do my best! First, let's welcome our 3 finalists.
KingGeek - The king and queen of geekery, Ms. Ashanti Jade quickly rose from the ashes as a competitor from the very first week. Despite a few stumbles here and there, she was always at the forefront when it came to finding creative and fun drinks that always caught my eye with their presentation and appetizing looks. Being the first competitor to reach three wins, she's proven to have the taste to take it all the way to the top, but how will she fare in the finale?
mastropola - Big Syd, Aloportsam, 125 over 70, or whatever else you may call her, Mastropola was another huge contender very early on, but struggled to pick up the big wins until a few weeks in. However, she has arguably had the most consistent track record of the top three- only once falling into the bottom (and that was a bottom 4, in all fairness). With a clear vision and a direct line to my taste buds, Sydney's here to compete- and she's ready to break necks. Will this prim and polished barista prove that villains can win it all too?
MmabatlokoaMolefe - The real Mmabatlokoa Molefe was a shock cast for many of us here at ABC. We weren't sure if she would even give us the time of day when we reached out during casting! However, she did reply and wanted to play, and we're sure glad we did. Although Mmaba has fewer wins on her track record, she's had a very good run as well- placing in the top many times and picking up her drink game in the 11th hour to beat out some of our other favorites. Will this scrappy underdog continue to impress and steal the win?
I can't wait to see what you all have in store, as well, because this week is COFFEE WEEK!!!! It's so exciting I don't even have the room for humor anymore. I'm too busy planning to be funny.
So, here's your goal this week: I want THREE DRINKS. Yes, 3 drinks. Tres. Trois. Here's the rules:
Drink number ONE (1) is going to be a HOT COFFEE DRINK. Any kind of hot coffee is allowed to be used here. I want something that's proper cozy that's going to get me building a blanket fort and lining my stuffed animals up in a row so I can read them my Renekton x reader fanfictions and get editing advice. As long as it's a nice cozy vibe, and it looks appropriately coffee-licious, you're on the right track. Feel free to get creative, but don't get TOO creative, y'know?
Drink number TWO (2) is going to be an ICED COFFEE DRINK. Something more refreshing, more summery. Think what I'd be looking for after a day of mowing lawns and pulling weeds, and my boss is being super obnoxious about why she can't pay me until Monday (seriously Nancy my paychecks are not fucking negotiable stupid cunt) anyways I just really need something to help rejuvenate me and give me the energy to go play video games and forget about all this #drama. Same thing as above, give me a coffee vibe and maybe build on it a little, give her some perks and quirks. Y'all better know me by now.
Drink number THREE (3) is going to be a BRANDED COFFEE DRINK. So, any sort of pre-packaged whatnot. I've actually given quite a few hints as to what kind of coffees I like to drink pre-made, but either way I'd like some surprises. As long as there's a brand attached, whether it's a latte from Starbucks or a nice cold brew from SToK (they kinda serve there's some good cold brew brands out there), I'll take it.
Now, for the final time, most likely EVER, best of luck, baristas. This shouldn't be too difficult but I'll give you tonight/tomorrow to work on it and then start bugging y'all to send.
Hot Drink:
Nutella Hot Coffee! With 3 cups of brewed coffee, some milk, some sugar, some nutella, and some whipped cream and chocolate sauce topping, this is a drink to enjoy! Please enjoy!
Iced Drink:
This Smores Iced Coffee is perfect for a nice sunny day after mowing lawns. With 1 shop of espresso, some marshmellow fluff, some milk, and a tablespoon of chocolate syrup/granulated sugar.... you will consider having a BONFIRE the same night! Please enjoy!
For my final drink of the season, Its a secret from the Starbucks menu!
Please enjoy this delicious Cape Batter Frappuchino, you will want to buy 10000 more... For the last time, please enjoy.
Starbucks and Dunkin' are both ENORMOUS corporations that care more about the pretty penny a coffee bean is worth opposed to the ART of a delicious roast.
Scooter's Coffee, specifically their iced espresso shot (pictured above) is sourced from the finest of beans and slow roasted to allow each and every bean to achieve its maximum flavor potential. Not only do you support a smaller business, but you get a warm hug from Heaven with every sip.
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