so as much of a nmh95 anti as i am, you'd think i'd have a lot of things to say about how much i hate him, how much i hate his hairy thighs, and how much i hate that he uses tengaged to market his attractiveness (i mean come on... do you really want a boyfriend who's from tengaged? you're gonna get like a 6 at best. that being said, my mails are open boys).
but what i'm really disappointed with is the camera work. referencing the original photo here:
first off: the way the shot is framed. i mean, if you're gonna be horny on tengaged, at least post a bulge or something, right? we're getting some thigh, sure, but way too much shoe. those nikes are dusty as fuck and i don't wanna look at how awkwardly you fit in to your car. leave me alone.
second off: the way the shot is angled? no offense, but i'm not really a fan of like pov-style pornography. as great as being someone who posts thigh pics on tengaged would be, i am going to have to respectfully decline. not a fan of the attempt at immersion. here, since i'm so nice, i'll even recommend another angle! why not put the phone in between your thighs, looking upwards? then i can indulge my macro/size difference kinks AND my crushing kinks, instead of indulging my "you are now a subpar tengaged user" kink.
thank you for coming to my t-gaged talk. i hope this advice is useful for all of you when you plan on posting thigh pics on the internet.
If this doesn't get the 1st it deserves I'm gonna have more of a seizure than I did squinting at the Texas Temptation's fatherly (yet sensible) footwear while the BLINDING reflection of the flash against his very normal/average looking thighs smack me in the face..
Nothing sexier than a pair of Nikes that should have been retired last winter. Not to mention, they are the same style and color my great grandpa wears 😍.
