WE ARE BACK FROM A 10 MONTH LONG HIATUS!!!!! Let's jump right into episode 6! If you first wish to watch the previous episodes from this season, click the blog linked below:
~~~ Tribe Dumbass (Yellow Buffs) ~~~
Noob from Fastings – IDOL
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
😂
Racist
X Æ A-12
Jesus Christ
Jerry
Ben Shapiro
Squidward
Mr. Beast
Racist: thank fuck nerd man and fat bear are both gone I couldn’t stand them
😂: took long enough right 😂
X Æ A-12: beep boop!
Mr. Beast: Just like that, we are down to our final 10! Congratulations everyone we all now have a 1 in 10 shot at winning this game, taking the million dollars, winning this island, and taking over the world!
Noob from Fastings: AHHHHHHH this is so surreal I cant believe I made it to the top 10 in survivor!
Ben Shapiro: what exactly is this bullshittery, why are these fools so happy, not even half of the cast is out and they all look like they’ve won the lottery…
Squidward: good lord can you all just shut up
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻:YEAH GUYS DON’T BE SO ANNOYING (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Jesus Christ: Little mouse, I will protect you
Jerry: thank u sir!
~~~~~ IMMUNITY CHALLENGE: IF YOU’RE A MOUSE YOU WIN~~~~~
Jerry wins immunity
~~~ Tribe Dumbass (Yellow Buffs) ~~~
Noob from Fastings – IDOL
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
😂
Racist
X Æ A-12
Jesus Christ
Jerry – IMMUNE
Ben Shapiro
Squidward
Mr. Beast
Mr. Beast: I think we should get rid of one of those grouches because they clearly aren’t here to win.
Jesus Christ: I think that is a great idea as well. I believe that those who who work hard and spread positivity should and will succeed.
Noob from Fastings: I think so too! Let’s form an alliance!
Jerry: I’m down :)
Squidward: oh my god look at them over there (referring to alliance above). they’re just in a circle looking depressed probably sharing their life experiences
Ben Shapiro: They are so naïve. I know for a fact they are scheming to get one of us out so we need to strike one of them. They underestimate our abilities.
X Æ A-12: Beep. This is a true statement.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻:LETS DO THIS DAMN IT (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Racist: none of those fucks like us do they. Theres no way theyre voting us out those selfish bastards they’re just looking out for themselves. If that jesus bitch really wanted to spread positivity here he would have sent my ass home days ago
😂: facts bruh 😂
Noob from Fastings: I’m down to make a move.
Racist: oh really? How can I believe you mister beginners luck?
Noob from Fastings: you have to trust me I can’t stand my alliance.
Ben Shapiro: these goons are so gullible and I simply can not stand them. But they really are an extra vote after all.
Racist: oh surely. They must be lacking at least all but one of their braincells.
- Mr. Beast, Jesus, Noob from Fastings, and Jerry form an alliance.
- Squidward, Ben Shapiro, X Æ A-12, and (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ join forces
- Racist and 😂 know they are the swing votes and everyone tries to convince Racist to vote with them
~~~~~ Tribal Council ~~~~~
Any Idols?
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nah fam
First vote…
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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Second vote…
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Jesus Christ
Third vote…
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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Fourth vote…
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Jesus Christ
Fifth vote…
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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Sixth vote…
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Jesus Christ
Seventh vote…
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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Eighth vote…
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Jesus Christ
Ninth vote…
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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Tenth vote…
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And the ninth player voted out of Epic Survivor: Season 2 and the third member of the jury…
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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
~ Votes ~
Noob from Fastings - (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ - Jesus Christ
😂 - (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Racist - (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
X Æ A-12 – Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ - (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Jerry - (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Ben Shapiro – Jesus Christ
Squidward – Jesus Christ
Mr. Beast - (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
~~~ Vote Confessionals ~~~
Racist: I was contemplating what I should do, especially after Noob from Fastings approached me about his willingness to make a move. Although Jesus is a stupid white fuck he does have some good points that those jackasses are annoying as shit and it certainly does feel good to kill off one of them. I vote (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻.
Jesus: The good will always prevail! I vote (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Ben Shapiro: Personally I believe the odds are not on our side but i know that perhaps next tribal we may be able to pull off an extravagant move. I vote Jesus
Mr. Beast: I choose to cast my vote to (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻! I feel so bad for voting him!
Jerry: I vote (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ because he scares me :(
Noob from Fastings: I vote (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ #blindside#castings#rookies#survivor
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: I VOTE JESUS MAN IF HE DOESNT GO ILL BE MADDDDDD (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Squidward: Jesus is full of shit bye
😂: bruh I vote table guy hes funny but like... 😂
X Æ A-12: Processing... Processing... Vote Completed: Jesus Christ.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: NOOOOOOOOOO FUCK I REALLY THOUGHT I WOULD WIN THIS GAME (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
18 – Randomize 5-1
17 – Charli D’Amelio 4-2
16 – Chuck E. Cheese 4-2
15 – Tom 3-2
14 – Ronald McDonald 4-3
13 – 🐍 4-2-1
12 – Albert Einstein 5-4-2-1
11 – Winnie the Pooh 4-2-1
10 – (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ 6-4
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