🦕: roar!!
Plankton: I will only be happy if I win.
Sparky: OMG YES!!!!!! FINAL 3 YAY!
Plankton: Sparky you know I will take you if I win immunity
Sparky: OMG really?!?! It has been my dream to be in the final 2 so that would be so cool!
Plankton: Yes, hopefully you can take me if you win as well.
Sparky: OMG so much pressure maybe!!
Plankton: my most loyal ally from the start of the game, 🦕. We did it. Congratulations, my friend.
🦕: roar!!!
Plankton: yes!!!
🦕: roar?
Sparky: YES im so HAPPY!!! OMG!!!!
- Plankton is a scheming little rat and tells both Sparky and 🦕 that he will take them
- 🦕 is still a dinosaur
- Sparky is so excited to be in the final 3
~~~ Immunity Challenge ~~~
Whoever is the tallest wins immunity…
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🦕 wins immunity
🦕: roar… roar… roar.
Plankton: I know, I know. I have been so loyal to you all game I promise Dino. Taking me will be the right move and if you don’t take me youll be an idiot.
🦕: roar…
Sparky: OMG that would be so cool if you take me to the finals bc it has been my dream LOL! But its up to you!!!!
~~~ Tribal Council ~~~
Any idols?
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No u idiot it’s the final 3
First vote Sparky
Second vote Plankton
Third and final vote (🦕’s vote) and the final player voted out of ESS1…
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Sparky
Voting confessional:
🦕: roar roar roar… Sparky.
Post-Tribal:
Sparky: awwwww I was so close but this was so fun wow!
🦕: ROAR!!! Roar, roar roar roar roar roar roar “ROAR! ROAR!” roar roar roar roar… roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar! Roar, roar, roar. ROAR!!!!!!!!
Plankton: I controlled this game inside and out. I was under the radar and kept the big targets around so that people would go after them instead of me. Every single vote except one went my way. And the only vote that didn’t go my way was when I threw my vote. On top of that, I only received one vote the whole game, which in the final 3 when 🦕 won immunity. I truly think I deserve this win.
Let us welcome our jurors!
Juror #1 Vivor Chicken
Juror #2 Donald Trump
Juror #3 Dora
Juror #4 Gay Spongebob
Juror #5 Memphis_grizzlies
Juror #6 Rock
Juror #7 Hitler
Juror #8 Princevans
Juror #9 Sparky
Lets get to jury questions.
Vivor Chicken: my vote is already locked but congrats to you guys on making it here because honestly I thought you all would die because you voted me out and would have to starve… so props to y’all.
Donald Trump: Personally I am really good at making decisions and analyzing what happened in the game so I know who I will be voting for but you are both wonderful people, great people… or organisms or whatever you go by, you know what I mean. Well done!
Dora: (Looks at camera) Do you think Plankton is a scheming little bitch…? Yes…? Good! Me too!
Gay Spongebob: you guys are so nice so congrats on making it this far! It is going to be really hard choosing between you two because you both are so great but I do have one question! Why do you think you deserve the win!
🦕: roar!
Plankton: I was nicer than 🦕.
Gay Spongebob: Enough said, thank you and good luck!
Memphis_grizzlies: ok im going to be honest here neither of you did anything in this game. 🦕 you literally just sheeped hitler the entire game and you would have gotten 3rd place had you not won immunity. Plankton you just sheeped hitler until final 5 then realized he was a threat and voted him out… I’m not lying when I say half of the jury didn’t know you existed. You were never at camp at all.
Plankton: I was constantly at the Chum Bucket planning my next moves.
Memphis_grizzlies: HUH? I cant hear you speak up next time. At least Donald Trump played the game but I would still vote either of you over him.
Rock: Well done to both finalists on reaching the final day of Epic Survivor! It is not an easy task and I know the two of you both had different paths to get here. I do think it was the right move to vote me out, so well done to the both of you. I have my vote locked in already, but good luck!
Hitler: Plankton you are a little fucking cunt and you are not getting my vote. Fuck you and your stupid bucket that you crawled into all game to avoid getting targeted
Princevans: LMFAO you both voted me out so personally I do not like either of you but I do know who I will be voting to win, as one of you was more of a stupid cunt than the other. Best wishes don’t lose cunts
Sparky: OMG I’m on the jury this is cool! You both are great so good luck this is going to be hard because I like you both! Omg!
I will read the votes now…
Whoever has more votes wins
Any idols?
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No this is the finals dumbass
Ok first vote…
Plankton
Second vote…
🦕
Third vote…
Plankton
Fourth vote…
🦕
That’s two votes each
Fifth vote…
Plankton
Sixth vote…
🦕
That is three votes each…
Seventh vote…
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🦕
Eigth vote…
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Plankton
That’s 4 votes each, one vote left to determine the winner.
Final vote…
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And the winner of Epic Survivor Season 1…
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🦕
Voting Confessionals:
Vivor Chicken: I vote Plankton, at least he definitely played the better game.
Donald Trump: Plankton did not vote me, so I vote Plankton to win. 🦕 did nothing all game but give into whatever Hitler told him.
Gay Spongebob: I vote Plankton because he was nicer to me than 🦕 because 🦕 would never talk to me! Plus he scares me because he was so big and always roared!
Memphis_grizzlies: 🦕 literally just sheeped hitler all game so there is no way in hell im voting him to win. Plankton at least played smart for a few days. I vote Plankton to win.
Dora: Do you think I should vote for 🦕 to win…? Yes…? Good!
Rock: I vote for 🦕. My vote would be going to Plankton however he did backstab me the day before he backstabbed Hitler. He knows I wanted Hitler gone. I think it was a really dumb move to put his fate in the hands of the jester Princevans, because if he had at least one brain cell he would have voted out Plankton.
Hitler: I vote vote 🦕 to win because Plankton is a backstabbing lying piece of shit.
Princevans: Plankton really just used me for a few votes then voted me out LMFAO that is no alliance that is simply bullying. I vote for 🦕 to win
Sparky: OMG I have to cast a vote now! I vote for 🦕 because he was really funny because he always roared! Honestly Memphis was right LOL! I never knew Plankton existed until like halfway through the game and that’s not someone who deserves to win.
Post-FTC:
🦕: RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Plankton: Idiots voted with their feelings ha losers.
