Sparky: OMG noooooo im so lonely why did they have to vote out Rock omg noooooooooooo he was the only person who ever talked to me they are all so mean this is abuse :’(
Hitler: One more vote and we make final 4… this is what I have been dreaming of since day 1, and here we are! I’m so glad to have made it far in the game with all of you guys.
🦕: ROAR!
Princevans: yessir!
Plankton: ofc.
Princevans: well planky our options are open now
Plankton: correct.
Princevans: I mean we could just vote out sparky or we could use sparkys vote to make a move yanno
Plankton: indeed, I am aware.
Hitler: I hope Sparky doesn’t win immunity. I am pretty sure Princevans and Plankton will be down for voting Sparky.
🦕: roar.
- Sparky has an emotional breakdown after all the people who ever kept him company were voted out
- Princevans and Plankton think it is best to stick together
- Hitler and 🦕 become skeptical of Princevans and Plankton
- Princevans no longer thinks everyone is a stupid cunt… only Sparky.
- Plankton still thinks he is the greatest thing since sliced bread
- Hitler wants to take over the world
- 🦕 is still a dinosaur. Roar.
~~~ Immunity Challenge ~~~
Whoever is a cartoon character wins immunity – Plankton wins immunity.
Hitler: ok Sparky here’s what’s going on today. You are going to talk to Princevans and Plankton and ask them who they plan on voting out. Then you are going to report back to me and tell me what they said. Ok?
Sparky: omg that’s a lot omg ok I’ll try
Princevans: look here sparkyboy if you want to stay in the game we have to vote for either 🦕 or Hitler. There is no other option because they are voting you, I can guarantee it.
Plankton: Princevans is correct, Sparky.
Sparky: OMG what theyre voting me?!?! Nooooo I guess I don’t have another choice then omg
Sparky: omg so they just told me they are voting me
Hitler: oh no. I think we should vote for one of them, because they are lying to you. Neither me nor 🦕 ever wanted to vote you in the first place, trust me on that.
Sparky: omg okay
🦕: roar.
Hitler: maybe it is smart to just vote out sparky. This is the alliance I wanted in the end since day 1.
Princevans: YES I agree!
Plankton: perhaps.
🦕: ROAR!
~~~ Tribal Council ~~~
Any idols? Last day to use…
X
X
X
X
X
X
nope
First vote…
Princevans
Second vote…
Hitler
One vote Princevans, one vote Hitler
Third vote…
Hitler
Fourth vote…
Princevans
That’s two votes Princevans and Hitler, one vote left.
Fifth vote…
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
And the 14th player voted out of ESS1…
X
X
X
X
X
Hitler
Voting Confessionals:
Sparky: OMG I think Hitler is lying to me so I am going to vote for him. He is crazy!
Princevans: It is time to knock that crown off of Hitlers stupid cunt face head, as it has been there long enough. I’ll take that crown for you BAY BAY! HASHTAG BLINDSIDE
Plankton: I have protected Hitler for long enough, and I believe it is his time to go. He has been way to powerful and it will be great to watch that power be wiped away from him so quickly! I have been ruling this game from the start and I am so close to the end!
🦕: Roar… Princevans
Hitler: I am very worried. Hopefully Sparky will be smart enough to see how much of a wildcard Princevans is and vote him out
Post-Tribal:
Hitler: WHAT?!?!?!?! NO!!!! YOU SNAKES! YOU THIEVES! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU MONSTERS!
