~~~ Tribe Idiotfaces (Blue Buffs) ~~~
Vivor Chicken
Rock
Hitler
Dora
Donald Trump
Plankton
On Tribe Stupidheads:
Princevans: Burberry has to go hes too dangerous
🦕: roar?
Princevans: He has too many allies and is playing the game perfectly its just not fair to the rest of us
🦕: roar… roar.
🦕: oh roar *shows princevans his idol*
Sparky: I’m so sad my best friend blew up =[
Gay Spongebob: aw I’m so sorry I feel so bad for voting him I wish I didn’t because he seemed really nice
Sparky: Thanks Spongey you know I would never vote you. You’re too good of a person and I could never bring myself to blowing you up
Gay Spongebob: wow really thanks!
Burberry: Just look at that stupid dinosaur all he does is fucking roar. He literally has done nothing but sheep Princevans and Hitler all game and roar like can we just vote him out ffs
Memphis_grizzlies: omg I just realized Hitler and Donald Trump are on the same tribe I wonder how they are getting alone
Burberry: They probably love eachother
Memphis_grizzlies: I wouldn’t be surprised
On Tribe Idiotfaces:
Plankton: Hitler buddy I’m so glad were safe I can’t wait to go far into this game with you
Hitler: Plankton, you are a hero. Thank you for your loyalty, it is must appreciated.
Plankton: Anytime, sir.
Dora: (Looks at camera) Do you know if the tribe ate lunch yet?
Vivor Chicken: No they haven’t please get them here I’m not going to eat myself
Donald Trump: Rock buddy you are such a good person thank you for not voting me
Rock: you’re welcome
Donald Trump: You really are a good man and you proved it there in the last tribal council. I am an expert on knowing who to trust and it appears my good senses helped me out once again because I made the right move in trusting you.
Immunity Challenge: Whichever tribe eats more wins immunity
~~~ Tribe Idiotfaces wins immunity ~~~
Memphis_grizzlies: Are you close with 🦕?
Princevans: no I hate him lol
Memphis_grizzlies: ok good I think people are voting him tonight do u want to do that?
Princevans: sure I mean he’s an illiterate cunt I’m glad to have him gone
Burberry: our fate is in the hands of Memphis_grizzlies and Gay Spongebob lol
Sparky: OMG I sure hope they don’t vote us!
Burberry: what if we voted one of them instead…
Sparky: that would be so mean lol
Memphis_grizzlies: Look we need to stick together if we wanna make merge
Gay Spongebob: okkkkk
Memphis_grizzlies: We know one of them is going to be a number for Hitler/Donald Trump at merge. We need to be smart about this decision.
Gay Spongebob: omg im scared
Princevans: Look here annoying cunt if you vote with us we will have majority at merge don’t be stupid
Gay Spongebob: stopppp ok im sorry
Princevans: You better be sorry.
Princevans: Things don’t look to hot dino buddy
🦕: roar?
Princevans: yeah
🦕: roar. Roar?
Princevans: yeah that’s the plan lets just hope for the best I think we could possibly get Gay Spongebob to vote with us
Tribal Council:
Someone stands…
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
🦕: roar.
ESS1 Production: On yourself?
🦕: roar.
ESS1 Production: This is in fact a………. REAL hidden immunity idol. Any votes cast for 🦕 will not count.
🦕: ROAR!!!
Princevans: omg I hope its not me they voted dino buddy
First vote…
🦕 Does not count
Second vote…
🦕 Does not count
Third vote…
🦕 Does not count
Fourth vote…
🦕 Does not count
Two votes left.
Fifth vote…
X
X
X
X
X
X
Burberry
Sixth vote…
X
X
X
X
X
And the 7th player voted out of ESS1…
X
X
X
Burberry
Vote Confessionals:
Memphis_grizzlies: I vote for 🦕 I cant stand players who just do nothing all game
Burberry: Finally we have the opportunity to get rid of either Princevans or 🦕 but the others want 🦕 gone so I vote 🦕.
Sparky: time to blow up 🦕!
Gay Spongebob: 🦕 never talks to me and Burberry is nice to me so I vote 🦕
Princevans: LMFAO these idiots really think they can spill who they are voting for and not face the consequences. I know 🦕 has an idol and hes going to use it on himself. Hopefully they weren’t bluffing but I think they’re too dumb to bluff. LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS, MEMFIS GRIZZLE! I vote Burberry, you’ve gotta go.
🦕: roar roar, roar. Burberry.
Post-Tribal Confessionals:
Burberry: They really voted me out over someone like Gay Spongebob who is just going to sheep people at merge, Sparky who is literally a machine that has no brains, and Memphis_grizzlies who decided it would be a good idea to tell Princevans who we are voting for
🦕: ROAR!!!!!
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